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Resisting Climate Hysteria

Grass needs CO2 to grow, cow eats grass which has CO2 in it, cow removes nutrients and passes CO2, CO2 sinks to ground, grass uses it to grow, cow eats grass which has CO2 in it, cow removes nutrients and passes CO2, co2 sinks to ground, grass uses it to grow.................................

The world has gone mad :banghead:
 
I guess the next step is to tax us for our pets farts and burps. And then, our own farting, burping and breathing. I wonder if it will be an item on our annual tax return statement. 'How many farts did you do this FY?' I should be OK because my dog does all the farting at home.
 
I guess the next step is to tax us for our pets farts and burps. And then, our own farting, burping and breathing. I wonder if it will be an item on our annual tax return statement. 'How many farts did you do this FY?' I should be OK because my dog does all the farting at home.
I always "dutch oven" or "cupcake" them onto other family members which in my mind is carbon sequestering. So I'd want a tax credit.
 
New client today, obvious lefties:

About to knock down a perfectly good house and build a new one
Both drive v8 Landcruisers
Hubby FIFO helping to create the moonscape that is WA
3 nags, regularly floated to training sessions and shoe with said Landcruisers
etc

I burnt up a ton of LPG custom-making some fancy shoes from bar stock for fat laminitic nag.

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Really worried about getting a couple of cows in case they fart methane.

Drove away shaking my head and PMSL :laugh:
 
I've started to charge my Moodle $1 a week for her farts. We now have a fart jar in preparation for the upcoming fart tax.

Talk today that power prices are going up 50% next year. How is that possible when RE is cheaper? Yes, yes, I know why.

Might have to make it $2 a fart for the Moodle.
 
I've started to charge my Moodle $1 a week for her farts. We now have a fart jar in preparation for the upcoming fart tax.

Talk today that power prices are going up 50% next year. How is that possible when RE is cheaper? Yes, yes, I know why.

Might have to make it $2 a fart for the Moodle.
Really should be indexed to the CPI.
Mick
 
Will there be fart credit trading?

I missed out on the carbon rort and want to get on the ground floor with this one. :p
 
Will there be fart credit trading?

I missed out on the carbon rort and want to get on the ground floor with this one. :p

I don't think we'll get credit for not farting, but just have to pay.

Maybe individual carbon credits will be a thing if we plant a tree or capture and store farts somehow?

I dearly hope I am wrong but I saw something posted somewhere that a bank was starting to look at charging us a CO2 price according to our ATM withdrawals and purchases. I really hope Dan Murphy's is a capture and storage bank.
 
Who was the guy that wrote the Population Bomb and we wouldn't be able to feed the World by 2000, or something.

Was it his ilk saying global warming was going to mean end of crops and we're all going to starve too?

Just how many global warming predictions of catastrophe are actually coming true?

Even the reef is in it's best shape since records started.

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Who was the guy that wrote the Population Bomb and we wouldn't be able to feed the World by 2000, or something.

Was it his ilk saying global warming was going to mean end of crops and we're all going to starve too?

Just how many global warming predictions of catastrophe are actually coming true?

Even the reef is in it's best shape since records started.

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Paul Erlich was the man who wrote the book.
The Conversation is still giving him oxygen, and says the Jury is out.
For some reason , some soothsayers who get it wrong keep getting a gig (thinking of Tim Flannery among others).
Mick
 
Grass needs CO2 to grow, cow eats grass which has CO2 in it, cow removes nutrients and passes CO2, CO2 sinks to ground, grass uses it to grow, cow eats grass which has CO2 in it, cow removes nutrients and passes CO2, co2 sinks to ground, grass uses it to grow.................................

The world has gone mad :banghead:

If that was the case you'd be right.
It isn't the case so you are badly mistaken
The biggest CC environmental impact of cows is the emissions of millions of tons of methane through cow farts.

One of the most important ways of reducing this emission is stopping cows from farting methane
It can be done. Austtalia is leading the way .Check it out
 
If that was the case you'd be right.
It isn't the case so you are badly mistaken
The biggest CC environmental impact of cows is the emissions of millions of tons of methane through cow farts.

One of the most important ways of reducing this emission is stopping cows from farting methane
It can be done. Austtalia is leading the way .Check it out

I am quite aware of methane reducing food additives that are becoming available, I don't wait for the latest lefty diatribe I actually do my own research.

I find it quite amusing how for years the CC warriors have been screaming the place down about CO2.

Now that it has become obvious to those who actually think for themselves that CO2 is result of a warming period not the cause of it, they have switched over to methane as the new bad guy.

I wonder what the next villain will be when global cooling becomes obvious over the next decade and millions find it very hard to grow enough crops.

North America has had a very bad annual crop and winter is returning very early, again, food shortages ahead
 
Methane, well if we are going to tax cows for farting what about Vegans ?

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I did not see the following mentioned in any of the MSM.
From Weatherzone
Perisher Valley just registered Australia’s equal lowest summer temperature on record after plunging to -7ºC early this morning.
An unseasonably cold air mass combined with clear skies and light winds allowed temperatures to dive across southeastern Australia on Thursday night.
Sub-zero temperatures were recorded in parts of NSW, Vic and the ACT early on Friday morning, with the mercury also dipping as low as 1.5ºC in SA and 8.2ºC in Qld. These temperatures were about 5 to 10ºC below average for early summer.
The coldest place in the country on Friday morning was the mainland Alps, where several weather stations cooled below -4ºC.
Perisher Valley’s low of -7.0ºC just after 5:30am on Friday was the equal lowest summer temperature on record in Australia. The same temperature was observed at Perisher in January 1979 and at Charlotte Pass in December 1999.
No alarming headlines from the ABC, no stories about which animals are about to presish permanently.
There were no emergency Cold Snap warnings from the BOM, or any any of those links about what will happen if we don't limit global warming to 1.5 degrees C.
Nah, didn't rate a mention.
Does not fit the narrative.
Mick
 
I did not see the following mentioned in any of the MSM.
From Weatherzone

No alarming headlines from the ABC, no stories about which animals are about to presish permanently.
There were no emergency Cold Snap warnings from the BOM, or any any of those links about what will happen if we don't limit global warming to 1.5 degrees C.
Nah, didn't rate a mention.
Does not fit the narrative.
Mick
It was a very very cold November across Australia too. Somewhere near the coldest. But, that's still not the 'climate' so to speak, it's weather. Although, I'm not sure where it starts to blur. Still, didn't hear much about one of the coldest Novembers on record from the ABC either.
 
It was a very very cold November across Australia too. Somewhere near the coldest. But, that's still not the 'climate' so to speak, it's weather. Although, I'm not sure where it starts to blur. Still, didn't hear much about one of the coldest Novembers on record from the ABC either.
Channel 9 have given this some airtime

Victorians have shivered through the lowest summer temperature ever recorded this morning, with snow falling across large parts of the state's alps.
The mercury dipped to -5.4 degrees at Mt Hotham by 5am, officially marking the chilliest summer day in the state since records began.
In sad news for anybody hoping to enjoy the summer sunshine, the frosty conditions are set to continue for some time yet.

 
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