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One doing the rounds at the moment. Apologies to our asian friends.
CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as herhusband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "Mydarring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berryfrighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I doanyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" hesays, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopeswill impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (andeagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls...
Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually,in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
CHINESE WEDDING NIGHT
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as herhusband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "Mydarring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berryfrighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I doanyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" hesays, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopeswill impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (andeagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls...
Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually,in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"