If he had eyes on the job at the time, wouldn't it have been better for him to resign gracefully rather than suffer the ignominy of being deposed and then coming back ?
Really, matey your tin hat has a few holes methinks !
Anyway I'm not sure he has all that much chance. Australia is probably seen as being too aligned with the US, and the majority of the UN don't trust the US.
No Rumpy. you see, for him to have resigned as PM, would have made his intentions look too obvious.
The way it happened gave him some world sympathy.
Had Ban-Ki-Moon not sought another term, Rudd may, and I say may with a capital "M", had a chance having big noted himself around the world for 18 months as Foreign Minister after his demise.
One has to have the mind of a sleuth and with a tin hat you don't have that ability.
That tin hat quote of yours is like a broken record.