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What channel?
 
None of those Dock.

It was aired fairly frequently last year, quite late about 11pm, midweek. Not on at the moment.
 

I was just flicking through the Foxtel channels and on The Comedy Channel is a British lady with her own show that seems like what you described. Her name is Olivia Lee and the show is called: Olivia Lee; Dirty, Sexy, Funny.
 
I was just flicking through the Foxtel channels and on The Comedy Channel is a British lady with her own show that seems like what you described. Her name is Olivia Lee and the show is called: Olivia Lee; Dirty, Sexy, Funny.

Thanks bellenuit,

she should fit the bill:
long blonde hair; dirty, sexy, and funny; plus, she has appeared on free-to-air channel 7

 
Just got this through in an email.


A Lesson In Political Spin

Judy Rudd an amateur genealogy researcher in south east Queensland, Australia, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that ex-Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's great-great uncle, Remus Rudd, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Melbourne in 1889. Both Judy and Kevin Rudd share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows at the Melbourne Jail.

On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:

'Remus Rudd horse thief, sent to Melbourne Jail 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Melbourne-Geelong train six times. Caught by Victoria Police Force, convicted and hanged in 1889.'


So Judy recently e-mailed ex-Prime Minister Rudd for information about their great-great uncle, Remus Rudd.
Believe it or not, Kevin Rudd's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Rudd was famous in Victoria during the mid to late 1800s. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Melbourne-Geelong Railroad..

Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the Victoria Police Force. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

NOW, That's how its done, folks!
 
Good one Spooly

How embarrassing...