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An oldie but a goodie.
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The jokes are really good but what takes them to the next level, IMO, is Joelles ongoing response. She is lovely.
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Today is all woke. In our day in the 80s we didn't have all this weird sexual dismorphia stuff.
Yes, they were great times. Great music too!
Yes, they were great times. Great music too!
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The Village People became the flagship group of the gay movement of the 70s, and there is a widespread misconception that all the members were homosexuals. In reality, only Felipe Rose (the Indian) and Randy Jones (the cowboy) were.
music was crap, though!
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70 is the new 40
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except in a School Zone
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except in a School Zone
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What did the drummer name his identical twin daughters?
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Anna 1, Anna 2.
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Anna 1, Anna 2.
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A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors," so the E-flat leaves. An F is also refused entry due to the dress code, as he is not sharp enough.
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It took a few minutes, but very good.
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Q Why did the crab cross the road ?
A It didn't. It used the sidewalk.
A It didn't. It used the sidewalk.
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Man walks into a restaurant with a crab under his arm and says, ‘Do you make crab cakes?’ Manager answers, ‘Yes, we do.’
‘Good,’ says the man, ‘because it’s his birthday.’”
Check out the whole story..
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‘Good,’ says the man, ‘because it’s his birthday.’”
Check out the whole story..
And now for the pinchline: competition crowns world’s funniest crab joke
Inaugural contest at Crab Museum in Margate allows crustaceans to pick the winner, with the help of tinned fish used as bait
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A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
“What was that for?” He asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied.
He answers “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on. I bought you those flowers with the winnings,” he explained. “Oh darling, I'm sorry” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”
Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, “What was that for?” “Your horse phoned.”
“What was that for?” He asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied.
He answers “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on. I bought you those flowers with the winnings,” he explained. “Oh darling, I'm sorry” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”
Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, “What was that for?” “Your horse phoned.”
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Murdoch Names Latest Nuptials “My Favourite Marriage So Far This Year”
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch says his marriage to Elena Zhukova is his best marriage of 2024 so far, and predicted it could finish in his top three marriages of the year.
“I know it’s only June, but I’ve just got a feeling about this,” the glowing 93-year-old said at the Californian ceremony.
“I’ve really gotten to know Elena over these past few days, and I see us spending many, many weeks together in the future. It’s exciting”.
The smitten News Corp owner said he thought Zhukova could be the one. “Or if not the one, then certainly in the top two or three of the decade. She’s special,” he said.
Zhukova said she knew straight away she wanted to spend the next few months of her life with Murdoch. “It was definitely a case of love at first sight of his bank account”.
