Clean jokes

[MrBurns]

Ruby Wax ?

 

[nulla nulla]

Pamela Stevens?

 

[burglar]

Definitely a Brit, the one I'm thinking of, and much more crude than Morris. Has her own TV show. Long hair, quite nice looking.

Not the other Julia, then!

 

[Gringotts Bank]

Thanks guys. None of them. :1zhelp:

 

[DocK]

Katy Brand, Julia Davis, Morgana Robinson, but probably not Jo Brand

 

[nomore4s]

Can anyone tell me the name of that British female comedian who occasionally appears on late free-to-air tv here in Aus. I've been Googling like crazy and no luck. She has quite baudy humour and is often doing street scenes with unsuspecting public. A bit like a female Borat.

Thanks

What channel?

 

[Gringotts Bank]

None of those Dock.

It was aired fairly frequently last year, quite late about 11pm, midweek. Not on at the moment.

 

[bellenuit]

Can anyone tell me the name of that British female comedian who occasionally appears on late free-to-air tv here in Aus. I've been Googling like crazy and no luck. She has quite baudy humour and is often doing street scenes with unsuspecting public. A bit like a female Borat.

I was just flicking through the Foxtel channels and on The Comedy Channel is a British lady with her own show that seems like what you described. Her name is Olivia Lee and the show is called: Olivia Lee; Dirty, Sexy, Funny.

 

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I was just flicking through the Foxtel channels and on The Comedy Channel is a British lady with her own show that seems like what you described. Her name is Olivia Lee and the show is called: Olivia Lee; Dirty, Sexy, Funny.

Thanks bellenuit,

she should fit the bill:
long blonde hair; dirty, sexy, and funny; plus, she has appeared on free-to-air channel 7

 

[Gringotts Bank]

THANK YOU BELLENUIT!!:

 

[dutchie]

THANK YOU BELLENUIT!!:

Was there a prize?

 

[Gringotts Bank]

I was just checking some of the youtube videos. Not screamingly funny, but quite entertaining nonetheless. I think she was at her best as Bunny Boiler in Balls of Steel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybPQ1h1f564
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5e-U8pHco

The prize is a smile on your dial dutchie!

 

[DocK]

Was there a prize?

At least now I can stop wondering......

 

[raindy12]

Thanks for sharing

 

[Gringotts Bank]

Thanks for sharing

No, thank you. I insist.

 

[explod]

No, thank you. I insist.

Ah well, if he won't take it just drop it in the hat on the way out;

only gold coins mind

 

[spooly74]

Just got this through in an email.


A Lesson In Political Spin

Judy Rudd an amateur genealogy researcher in south east Queensland, Australia, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that ex-Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's great-great uncle, Remus Rudd, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Melbourne in 1889. Both Judy and Kevin Rudd share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows at the Melbourne Jail.

On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:

'Remus Rudd horse thief, sent to Melbourne Jail 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Melbourne-Geelong train six times. Caught by Victoria Police Force, convicted and hanged in 1889.'


So Judy recently e-mailed ex-Prime Minister Rudd for information about their great-great uncle, Remus Rudd.
Believe it or not, Kevin Rudd's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Rudd was famous in Victoria during the mid to late 1800s. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Melbourne-Geelong Railroad..

Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the Victoria Police Force. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

NOW, That's how its done, folks!

 

[basilio]

Very Droll Spooly..

It is of course just a clever hoax email that has been used a squillion times for many politicians and public figures.

I suppose the real (bad) joke is that this and many similar stories turn on on "hate" websites that don't waste their time checking up on stories that trash the right people.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/remus-rudd-hanged-horse-thief-hoax.shtml

 

[CanOz]

Good one Spooly

How embarrassing...

 

[basilio]

Good one Spooly

How embarrassing...

You didn't actually believe that story did you...??