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PEN is not in your rear mirror anymore.
PEN is in front of your face now.

😂🤭
Resistance is futile.

Why I have PEN.

Just after I picked it , the price of U went up. This was expertly anticipated by me using the Bafflefart indicator on my new trading software available for $200,000 in BTC to any mug with a lazy 200.

Give up all ye who don't hold PEN. ( Rings bell and slowly in a triumphant manner with hat cocked to one side exits from stage right )

Or maybe it was a dart.

gg
 
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Resistance is futile.

Why I have PEN.

Just after I picked it , the price of U went up. This was expertly anticipated by me using the Bafflefart indicator on my new trading software available for $200,000 in BTC to any mug with a lazy 200.

Give up all ye who don't hold PEN. ( Rings bell and slowly in a triumphant manner with hat cocked to one side exits from stage right )

Or maybe it was a dart.

gg
gg forever the comedian !!!!!!!
 
Resistance is futile.

Why I have PEN.

Just after I picked it , the price of U went up. This was expertly anticipated by me using the Bafflefart indicator on my new trading software available for $200,000 in BTC to any mug with a lazy 200.

Give up all ye who don't hold PEN. ( Rings bell and slowly in a triumphant manner with hat cocked to one side exits from stage right )

Or maybe it was a dart.

gg

Just keep your eye on the prize


bux
 
Yes Mick, @Garpal Gumnut is going all out for his 3rd Comp Win :cautious::laugh:.

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Yes but.

If I win every month people would soon not bother entering, and then I couldn't take the p out of them.

So say over 2 years, I gain $2400. Is it worth it for the general enjoyment I gain from not taking the competition seriously.

Hmmm. Lemme think about that. $2400 eh.

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gg
 
Can't believe how reticent the investing public is. I mean, CVN is a glaringly obvious punt. They've got the gas. They've got the production facility. Investors should be piling in. This month especially as I've been barred from selecting it again forever. So now in Sept only, there's a great opportunity. I should be able to include a set of steak knives for every million shares. Cook your steak with gas, then carve it up with the embossed steak knives.
 
Can't believe how reticent the investing public is. I mean, CVN is a glaringly obvious punt. They've got the gas. They've got the production facility. Investors should be piling in. This month especially as I've been barred from selecting it again forever. So now in Sept only, there's a great opportunity. I should be able to include a set of steak knives for every million shares. Cook your steak with gas, then carve it up with the embossed steak knives.

If it is any consolation the pub will have their mobiles, pads and notebooks out when the October Competition is announced to grab CVN back to my pick account, as I have nursed it more than any other member of ASF.

A North Korean cargo docks at Townsville Port soon, and the crew, in between other skullduggery will also be tasked with getting in on my behalf.

October is payoff month for CVN.

And for me.

You name a price for CVN and I've bought some of them at that price over the years. Sometimes with profit on trade, sometimes in to the bottom drawer on investing which is another word for "why the hell is CVN going backwards when they've got the gas etc. etc.

I'll repost this in the CVN thread.

gg
 
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