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Kevin Rudd

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KEVIN Rudd presented Pope Benedict XVI with a leather-bound copy of the Australian parliament's motion of apology to the Stolen Generations during a 20-minute audience at the Vatican tonight. The Pope accepted the doucment and replied in Italian "Pulirò la mia parte inferiore con esso".

During the meeting in the ornately decorated library of the Papal apartments, the Prime Minister also gave the pontiff six bottles of De Bortoli Noble No 1 dessert wine in a small wooden crate. The Pope clearly distressed by this gesture replied in Italian "Voi a buon mercato bastardo. Dove è il buon farcisca"

"It's very sweet," Mr Rudd told the Pope as he presented the wine. "You should think of us when you are here in the Vatican on a warm summer's night." The Pope exploded with "Penserò voi, fronte della torta, quando lucido le mie sfere sudate sulla cassa di legno" in Italian yet again.

Now I am not much chop when it comes to Italian. Can someone out there translate for me please?
 
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The Pope gave Mr Rudd a pen and he replied, "Hew de blidding hall cans't I dwink dat".
 
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The Australian



Rudd could hardly stop laughing when he mentioned the ethics and values bit.
 
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You are all so cynical.

I think its great that the Pope was granted an audience with Mr. Rudd.
 
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Huh???? "I will think you, forehead of the cake, when lucid my spheres sudate on the case of wood."

Sounds like something Krudd would say.

"I will think of you, PIE FACE, when I rub my balls on the wooden crate."

The Pope was a bit off that day. Obviously confused from RUDDspeak.
 
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"I will think of you, PIE FACE, when I rub my balls on the wooden crate."

The Pope was a bit off that day. Obviously confused from RUDDspeak.

That's very good. Ha Ha
Aahh. Now I get it.
 
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We all know that Alan Jones is a die hard Liberal supporter. However, I expect the details in this comment from him are probably correct.
It's less than reassuring, and not surprising.

 
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Aaaaaaaaahhhh .. which would explain as to why Rudd's people have refused interviews with Alan Jones. Not scripted enough.
 
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A concern for all of his. Unfortunately, the general public don't care as long as they continue to get hand outs.

But isn't karma great

Cheers
 
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I used to complain about the "handout welfare system" that we members of Banana Republic Land have become so used to. There I was working 14 hour days, 7 days a week for 11 years to try and get ahead. The ATO took more than their fair share which I expected it to come back to me in one way or another. It used to be some minority group or general layabouts that got given my tax dollars. Now that everyone (well, nearly everyone) has been given their Rudd money (equates to 30 pieces of silver really) it is hard to find a sympathetic ear. Nero fiddled whilst Rome burned.
 
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I'm totally sympathetic to your efforts trainspotter.
What I would like to know is how many "bottom of the harbour schemes" that you through YOUR efforts have kept afloat?
 
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Gumby, are you suggesting that I would attempt to minimise my taxable income by "bottom of the harbour schemes"? Or are you suggesting by being dilligent, hardworking and making sure that the ATO received the correct amount that is required under the law that I have somehow managed to remain afloat whilst this current government is doing it's best to spend it as quickly as an Israeli in a bomb shop?
 
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If it wasn't serious it would be amusing. When the chips are down Mr Rudd's special relationship with China and his fluent Mandarin count for nothing.

The Chinese have a way of bringing over-confident, big-noting clowns who get too big for their boots down to earth.

In the meantime Mr Hu pays the price for Rudd's arrogance.
 
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Do you mean we got what we deserved?

Not sure I would put it that way Calliope, more that if you have the cake & eat it too, you will eventually have to pay for it...can't escape it, its karma (like balancing an equation).

So, karma's great because its predictable, although most can't see it.

Cheers
 
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We know he's a tosser so I presume they do too, what's tosser in Mandarin ? so we can listen for it when he's grandstanding with them on the news.
 
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