Do men and woman 'play' the stock market differently?

[visual]

What on Earth are you complaining about realist? It's great to be a man! It's a man's world!

37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

Thanks for that Professor,love ya : (metaphorically),had me chuckling to the end.

 

[professor_frink]

Thanks for that Professor,love ya (metaphorically)had me chuckling to the end.

right back at ya visual

 

[Realist]

Not bad Prof Frink, but ....


100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman





We can get laid anytime we want

We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar

We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk

We get out of speeding tickets by crying

We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg

We can sleep our way to the top of the class

We get to shop at Victoria's Secret

We can marry rich and then not have to work

We never have to pay when we go out on dates

Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them

Men light our cigarettes for us

Men hold the door open for us

We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

We're cuter

We lie better

We're better manipulators

We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves- you guys get the couch

We always have food in the fridge

We don't worry about losing our hair

We always get to choose the movie

We dont have to mow the lawn

We dont have to take out the garbage

We dont have to paint the house or walls

PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men

Cosmopolitan

We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole

Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold

PMS is a legal defense for murder

Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever

We can masturbate more in a day than men

2 words- multi orgasmic

We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals

Sweat is sexy on us

We never run out of excuses

You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often

Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too

We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back

We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men **** up so often

We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner

Women are cleaner

Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know)

We're better arguers

We dont always have to think with our genitals

Massage!!!!

We're better parents

We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night

There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men

We're flexible

When women get pissed we dont destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can

Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50

Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex

Men in uniform

There is no penis envy

We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up

It generally takes us less to get drunk

We have a higher tolerance to pain

We often get to cut in line

Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT

Better tips

Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public

Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!

We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want

We dont have excessive amounts of body hair

We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet

Men will pay us for sex

Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesnt make us sterile

We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return

Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us

Women sweat less

Women smell better

When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all

Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats

Women dont get the humor in the three stooges

Women have three accessible holes

We don't get embarassed when buying tampons

We're better gossips

We have better fashion sense

We're better shoppers

We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man

Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone

Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

We're all sittin on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our extreme advantage

We dont have to drive when on a date

An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed

Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line

Women know how fake it

Women look better naked

We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing

When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short

Women do less time for violent crime

Women dont have to worry about not being able to get it up

An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night

Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"

Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood

Women never have to see combat

The remote control is not an extension of ourselves

Women are sexier

We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

 

[wayneL]

Haha Funny one Professor!

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

But alas, the world seems to be changing, as one thread on this forum attests to.

 

[visual]

Not bad Prof Frink, but ....


100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman





We can get laid anytime we want

We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar

We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk

We get out of speeding tickets by crying

We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg

We can sleep our way to the top of the class

We get to shop at Victoria's Secret

We can marry rich and then not have to work

We never have to pay when we go out on dates

Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them

Men light our cigarettes for us

Men hold the door open for us

We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

We're cuter

We lie better

We're better manipulators

We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves- you guys get the couch

We always have food in the fridge

We don't worry about losing our hair

We always get to choose the movie

We dont have to mow the lawn

We dont have to take out the garbage

We dont have to paint the house or walls

PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men

Cosmopolitan

We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole

Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold

PMS is a legal defense for murder

Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever

We can masturbate more in a day than men

2 words- multi orgasmic

We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals

Sweat is sexy on us

We never run out of excuses

You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often

Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too

We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back

We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men **** up so often

We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner

Women are cleaner

Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know)

We're better arguers

We dont always have to think with our genitals

Massage!!!!

We're better parents

We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night

There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men

We're flexible

When women get pissed we dont destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can

Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50

Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex

Men in uniform

There is no penis envy

We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up

It generally takes us less to get drunk

We have a higher tolerance to pain

We often get to cut in line

Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT

Better tips

Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public

Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!

We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want

We dont have excessive amounts of body hair

We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet

Men will pay us for sex

Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesnt make us sterile

We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return

Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us

Women sweat less

Women smell better

When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all

Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats

Women dont get the humor in the three stooges

Women have three accessible holes

We don't get embarassed when buying tampons

We're better gossips

We have better fashion sense

We're better shoppers

We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man

Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone

Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

We're all sittin on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our extreme advantage

We dont have to drive when on a date

An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed

Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line

Women know how fake it

Women look better naked

We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing

When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short

Women do less time for violent crime

Women dont have to worry about not being able to get it up

An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night

Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"

Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood

Women never have to see combat

The remote control is not an extension of ourselves

Women are sexier

We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

So at the end of the day,you think of women as prostitutes and you think women are spongers and liars,great !Realist keep it up.Like I said time for that hair cut

 

[professor_frink]

But alas, the world seems to be changing, as one thread on this forum attests to.

I choose not to comment on men doing that to themselves

An interesting list you've found there realist!

Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT

nor should they try

An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed

that's what money is for! nobody cares that your ugly when you have a ferrari.

We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk

A topic worthy of debating extensively- is this better than having the ability to wizz on anything without even pulling down your pants?

 

[nelly]

Not bad Prof Frink, but ....


100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman





We can get laid anytime we want

We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar

We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk

We get out of speeding tickets by crying

We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg

We can sleep our way to the top of the class

We get to shop at Victoria's Secret

We can marry rich and then not have to work

We never have to pay when we go out on dates

Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them

Men light our cigarettes for us

Men hold the door open for us

We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

We're cuter

We lie better

We're better manipulators

We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves- you guys get the couch

We always have food in the fridge

We don't worry about losing our hair

We always get to choose the movie

We dont have to mow the lawn

We dont have to take out the garbage

We dont have to paint the house or walls

PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men

Cosmopolitan

We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole

Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold

PMS is a legal defense for murder

Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever

We can masturbate more in a day than men

2 words- multi orgasmic

We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals

Sweat is sexy on us

We never run out of excuses

You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often

Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too

We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back

We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men **** up so often

We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner

Women are cleaner

Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know)

We're better arguers

We dont always have to think with our genitals

Massage!!!!

We're better parents

We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night

There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men

We're flexible

When women get pissed we dont destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can

Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50

Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex

Men in uniform

There is no penis envy

We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up

It generally takes us less to get drunk

We have a higher tolerance to pain

We often get to cut in line

Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT

Better tips

Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public

Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!

We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want

We dont have excessive amounts of body hair

We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet

Men will pay us for sex

Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesnt make us sterile

We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return

Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us

Women sweat less

Women smell better

When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all

Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats

Women dont get the humor in the three stooges

Women have three accessible holes

We don't get embarassed when buying tampons

We're better gossips

We have better fashion sense

We're better shoppers

We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man

Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone

Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)

We're all sittin on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our extreme advantage

We dont have to drive when on a date

An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed

Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line

Women know how fake it

Women look better naked

We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing

When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short

Women do less time for violent crime

Women dont have to worry about not being able to get it up

An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night

Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"

Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood

Women never have to see combat

The remote control is not an extension of ourselves

Women are sexier

We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!

Take this anyway you want too...[I can't even think of your moniker]
ADAM....Father why did you make Eve so curvy and soft?
GOD......So you would love her
ADAM.....Why did you make her so beautiful?
GOD......So you would love her.
ADAM........Why did you make her so dumb?
GOD......Why son.....so she would love you of course.
Some of those you quoted were down rite offensive....you must still have a bathroom cupboard full of 3yr old condoms [brought in bulk] and tubes of clearasil next to the wet-stuff.

 

[nelly]

Hi ya all...sorry........ I haven't tried taking specific quotes instead of the whole thing......maybe if I had I wouldn't have to be subjected to that c##p over and ........every time I try to read the last page/s

 

[Realist]

So at the end of the day,you think of women as prostitutes and you think women are spongers and liars,great !Realist keep it up.Like I said time for that hair cut

Yes Visual, I wrote that all myself, and yes that is my real hair, oh and yes all men are sexist pigs.

 

[wayneL]

Visual,

Been trying to send you a PM but your inbox is full.

Cheers

 

[nelly]

Hello to all..... Visual...I appreciate you have strong emotions on the matter of equality between the sexes[though you got off track]... and Realist I do get the point you are trying to make[though you got off track].....BUT, come on.........I started this thread for an adult debate and I know we are all capable of having one regardless of our emotional states[I'm an un-skewered shish-ke-bab most of the time] ....come on you both have a point to make and I know you can put it across without the character assasinations.[please don't take offense]

 

[visual]

sorry Nelly

 

[nelly]

sorry Nelly

Hey Visual...but no need really.....I appreciate your passion and your comments and no doubt I'll continue to do so...
Cheers.....GO THE MAROONS...sorry for shouting

 

[sails]

Well Visual, I have to agree with you that women do tend to be overlooked - here is a quote from a post today from RichKid to DTM in the Optionetics thread ...

Hey DTM!

... I find that worked examples are the best way to learn, Wayne's threads have been one of the best (thanks Wayne!), we've also got Magdoran willing to help people out so maybe more people will migrate from those crooks promising everything. ...

The female doesn't even get a mention... ROFL

sorry RichKid - but I couldn't resist pointing this one out

 

[visual]

Well Visual, I have to agree with you that women do tend to be overlooked - here is a quote from a post today from RichKid to DTM in the Optionetics thread ...


The female doesn't even get a mention... ROFL

sorry RichKid - but I couldn't resist pointing this one out

Seeing that you lack the mental ability to grasp the subject,perhaps then you should be smart enough to stay out,couldnt help pointing that out.

 

[sails]

Seeing that you lack the mental ability to grasp the subject,perhaps then you should be smart enough to stay out,couldnt help pointing that out.

 

[ghotib]

Cheers.....GO THE MAROONS...sorry for shouting

Now wait just one minute there!!! War between the sexes is one thing, but now you're getting into RELIGION!!!

Ghoti

 

[Sean K]

Didn't Melbourne win that game the other night?

 

[ghotib]

Hi to all...........just a thought..........as I think we male/female have different emotional responses whether this would affect the way we 'played' the market. I know it is analysis/techs etc but emotion does play a big part.

I think this is one of the great untestables Nelly. I've read various assertions about male and female investment and trading styles in books and articles, but they mostly look like generalisations intended to encourage or scorn.

I suppose it might matter if you're following advice from someone who's warning you against something you don't do anyway (e.g. a woman who's at greater risk from overcaution than overconfidence) or vice versa. But then, all advice needs to be tested against your own numbers anyway. And what do you do if you decide the other sex does better on the market - changing seems a bit radical eh???

Ghoti

 

[wayneL]

Well Visual, I have to agree with you that women do tend to be overlooked - here is a quote from a post today from RichKid to DTM in the Optionetics thread ...


The female doesn't even get a mention... ROFL sorry RichKid - but I couldn't resist pointing this one out

Hi Margaret,

I'm sure Rich didn't mean to sleight. But Mag and me tend to be verbose, in your face, type posters, so I guess we immediately spring to mind.

I for one, and I'm 100% certain everybody else, do value your input greatly... please keep it up!

Cheers