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Djokavic in trouble and he shakes his head a lot
racquet change-up double faults, and misses many a shot,
"use guts" they say - not nylon - for the optimum for strings
but meanwhile points just drift on past - and meanwhile Tsonga sings :eek:

I wish they'd stop calling him " Joke-avich " - I mean that can't be correct pronunciation surely :confused:

oops fight back under way !! lol ;) - top match
 
come on Tsonga, get legs!!

Yeah, leeegss... like these! :D

Oooh Jokeavich is getting a leg massage.

Love to massage Ana's legs. :p:

How come she didn't get a leg massage!? :cautious:
 

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Funny Tennis Quotes
first one for you prospector ;)
1. It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.
Serena Williams after playing with $40K diamond earrings

2. Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
Billie Jean King

3. But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer.
Billy Carter while being taught the two-handed backhand

4. In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe.
Elliot Chaze

5. It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
Pete Sampras

6. An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
Rod Laver

7. The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Bill Cosby

8. Though your game is hardly the best you can fray your opponent's nerves by methodically bouncing the ball at least ten times before your serves.
Arnold J. Zarett
 
Who`s pulling the strings of the ego-testical seppo, is what i want to know?:D
 
"Heavenly shades of night are falling
it's tie-break time "... ;)

Ahhhh lol - well done - Djokovic limps over the line (and for the bloke with the alleged cramps etc - he was making much fewer errors at the end :2twocents. - it's not "choke-ovich" thas for sure ;))
 
well now that it's over. I'd like to complain about the number of times they zoomed in on girls backsides.

even when they bend over to pick up their gear at the end of the match !!

I counted at least 1268 such incidents! ;)
 

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Tsonga had too many unforced errors and deserved to lose.

First set was excellent though, is it or or are smh.com.au the biggest wankers in the world? They really frame everyone as n asshole with the photos they chooose.
 
Tsonga he is the man..

looks like he will have a bright future ahead of him.

disappointing he didn't win
 
Tsonga he is the man..

looks like he will have a bright future ahead of him.

disappointing he didn't win

it was disappointing considering he dominated the first set.
2nd set well, thats were the mental games of tennis really show, he made a lot of errors on the following sets it was like watching a totally different person.
 
well now that it's over. I'd like to complain about the number of times they zoomed in on girls backsides.

even when they bend over to pick up their gear at the end of the match !!

I counted at least 1268 such incidents! ;)

lol 20/20, hope you weren't sculling everytime they zoomed in:eek:
 
First set Tsonga!!

Gotta love his Dad's proud triple upper cut!!
lol...and his son bears a striking resemblence to the self-professed greatest boxer of all time

Re: Ivanovic; as the saying goes, one man's meat is another's poison...I prefer this 'piece of meat' from the Czech republic, Maria Kirilenko.

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Sorry Whiskers... She's married...

If you're talking about Ana then you are illinformed.

The picture is of another girl called Ana Ivanovic who married Manchester United player Nemanja Vedic

Vidić married his girlfriend Ana Ivanović, an Economics student at the University of Belgrade. Ana should not be confused with the Serbian tennis star of the same name
 
If you're talking about Ana then you are illinformed.

The picture is of another girl called Ana Ivanovic who married Manchester United player Nemanja Vedic

Vidić married his girlfriend Ana Ivanović, an Economics student at the University of Belgrade. Ana should not be confused with the Serbian tennis star of the same name

:confused:

Struth... coulda fooled me.

They look the same to me! :cautious:
 
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