****ASF Breaking News****

[The Triangle]

Search for Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi's helicopter complicated by rain

The search for the Iranian president’s helicopter is being complicated by heavy rain.

www.telegraph.co.uk

We can only hope and pray that he and everyone else is found dead.

 

[moXJO]

We can only hope and pray that he and everyone else is found dead.

Hopefully a slow and painful death. Bonus if eaten alive by wild animals.

 

[The Triangle]

Hopefully a slow and painful death. Bonus if eaten alive by wild animals.

Yes. Pigs. Hopefully wild pigs.

Sounds like all confirmed dead or will be soon. Surprised no one blamed America or Israel yet.

 

[PZ99]

Death by Yankee Chopper

You're right - the myths will be on - probably starting from the scene of the crash..

 

[noirua]

Updates: Iran’s Raisi, Amirabdollahian killed in helicopter crash

Iran’s supreme leader appoints First VP Mohammad Mokhber as acting president, declares five days of national mourning.

www.aljazeera.com

 

[noirua]

Who died alongside Iran’s President Raisi in the helicopter crash?

Foreign minister among officials and crew on board when the aircraft tumbled down, leaving no survivors.

www.aljazeera.com

 

[noirua]

Update from Cassandra Vinograd

www.nytimes.com

 

[farmerge]

We can only hope and pray that he and everyone else is found dead.

On the TV news tonight, no survivors most fortunate, but will the next in line be better or worse!!!!

 

[SirRumpole]

On the TV news tonight, no survivors most fortunate, but will the next in line be better or worse!!!!

Pity the Ayatollah wasn't on the chopper as well.

 

[noirua]

DR Congo to hold election for parliament leadership after failed coup attempt

Kinshsa, May 22 (UNI) The Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) will hold on Wednesday the postponed election for the leadership of the National Assembly - the country''s lower house of parliament, two days after a failed yet deadly coup attempt.

www.uniindia.com

 

[noirua]

Jury finds Donald Trump Guilty on all 34 counts.

 

[wayneL]

Jury finds Donald Trump Guilty on all 34 counts.

That was decided months ago.

Appeals coming.

 

[Knobby22]

Jury finds Donald Trump Guilty on all 34 counts.

More info coming in.

Extra from Home Alone 2 Found Guilty of Fraud — The Shovel

An un-named extra in the 1992 film Home Alone 2 has been found guilty by a New York jury of falsifying business documents.

theshovel.com.au

 

[farmerge]

That was decided months ago.

Appeals coming.

And so the tele movie and full length feature film continues

 

[sptrawler]

Now to see which way Trumps popularity goes, it will be a hillarious if it skyrockets up.

 

[farmerge]

Now to see which way Trumps popularity goes, it will be a hillarious if it skyrockets up.

Well half of the population are brain dead red necks.

 

[wayneL]

Well half of the population are brain dead red necks.

Curiously these are the folks who will vote for the one candidate who is actually lucid, rather than the other bloke who is demonstrably and actually brain dead.

 

[wayneL]

Well half of the population are brain dead red necks.

Curiously these are the folks who will vote for the one candidate who is actually lucid, rather than the other bloke who is demonstrably and actually brain dead.

 

[SirRumpole]

Curiously these are the folks who will vote for the one candidate who is actually lucid, rather than the other bloke who is demonstrably and actually brain dead.

I agree , but not the way you think.

 

[wayneL]

I agree , but not the way you think.

You are arguing that Joey is lucid?