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I'm a big believer in laughter. I like to laugh and I like a good joke. I've also noticed we have a few amateur comedians on board here. I got an unexpected giggle or two from the Domino's Pizza thread, amongst others!
So in an attempt to inject a little non-seriousness into Aussie Stock Forums I've decided to start a joke thread. We can keep all the funny business in here and leave the serious business to the rest of the forums. When the market turns against you and things are looking grim, you can always pop into this thread and have a laugh.
Feel free to add a joke to this thread.... just keep it fairly clean! There are ladies and children present!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
So in an attempt to inject a little non-seriousness into Aussie Stock Forums I've decided to start a joke thread. We can keep all the funny business in here and leave the serious business to the rest of the forums. When the market turns against you and things are looking grim, you can always pop into this thread and have a laugh.
Feel free to add a joke to this thread.... just keep it fairly clean! There are ladies and children present!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"