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DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP
Bob Rivers
If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Rock out your MySpace profile!
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (AC/DC)
If you're havin' trouble with your high school head/huh, huh, huh, huh
He's givin' you the blues/huh, huh, huh
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed/huh, huh, huh, huh
Here's what you gotta do/huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm always home/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Call me anytime/huh, huh, huh
Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love/huh, huh, huh, huh
You got a broken heart/huh, huh, huh
He's double-dealin' with your best friend/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
That's when the teardrops start FELLA, well-uh/huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Or make a social call/huh, huh, huh, huh
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, eh
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Whoa yeah
You got a lady and you want her gone/huh, huh, huh, huh
But you ain't got the guts/huh, huh, huh
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day/huh, huh, huh, huh
Enough to drive you nuts/huh, huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, leave her alone/huh, huh, huh, huh
It's time you made a stand/huh, huh, huh, huh
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, hey
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, eah
Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Yaaagh
WEEPING - Josh Groban
I knew a man who lived in fear
It was huge, it was angry,
It was drawing near.
Behind his house a secret place
Was the shadow of the demon
He could never face.
He built a wall of steel and flame
And men with guns to keep it tame
Then standing back he made it plain
That the nightmare would never ever rise again
But the fear and the fire and the guns remain.
It doesn't matter now it's over anyhow
He tells the world that it's sleeping
But as the night came round I heard
It slowly sound
It wasn't roaring, it was weeping
It wasn't roaring, it was weeping.
And then one day the neighbours came
They were curious to know about the smoke and flame
They stood around outside the wall
But of course there was nothing to be heard at all
"My friends," he said, "We've reached our goal
The threat is under firm control
As long as peace and order reign
I'll be damned if I can see a reason to explain
Why the fear and the fire and the guns remain."
It doesn't matter now it's over anyhow
He tells the world that it's sleeping
But as the night came round I heard
It slowly sound
It wasn't roaring, it was weeping
It wasn't roaring, it was weeping.
Say ah, say ah, say ah
Say ah, say ah, say ah
[Ladysmith's solo]
It doesn't matter now it's over anyhow
It doesn't matter now it's over anyhow
It doesn't matter now it's over anyhow
He tells the world that it's sleeping
But as the night came round I heard
It slowly sound
It wasn't roaring, it was weeping
It wasn't roaring, it was weeping.
“You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.”
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”
“We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.”
“For goodness sake, will they hear, will white people hear what we are trying to say? Please, all we are asking you to do is to recognize that we are humans, too.”
“Be nice to whites, they need you to rediscover their humanity.”
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
I cannot conceive of Israel withdrawing if Arab states do not recognize Israel, within secure borders.
I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing, whether it comes from a black man or a white man.
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. I dream of our vast deserts, of our forests, of all our great wildernesses.
If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers.
If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa, there are also roads that lead to their goal. Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness.
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.
Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement.
Never, never and never again shall it be that this beautiful land will again experience the oppression of one by another.
Only free men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. (Hicks?)
Shucks 2020, and there I was searching for a tune from the great men: Bishop Desmond Tutu, & Nelson Mandela no tune either, will have to find something.
Here we are "The New National Anthem of South Africa": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsWwz9UmjVk
& in English: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3dLWKFLS2I&feature=related
& to keep everyone happy, the National Anthem of the Transkei: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSt-iwKWj0U
Tell Me On A Sunday - Andrew Lloyd Webber
Tell me on a Sunday Lyrics
Artist(Band):Sarah Brightman
(Print the Lyrics)
Tell me on a Sunday Lyrics
Don't write a letter when you want to leave
Don't call me at 3 a.m. from a friend's apartment
I'd like to choose how I hear the news
Take me to a park that's covered with trees
Tell me on a Sunday please
Let me down easy
No big song and dance
No long faces, no long looks
No deep conversation
I know the way we should spend that day
Take me to a zoo that's got chimpanzees
Tell me on a Sunday please
Don't want to know who's to blame
It won't help knowing
Don't want to fight day and night
Bad enough you're going
Don't leave in silence with no word at all
Don't get drunk and slam the door
That's no way to end this
I know how I want you to say goodbye
Find a circus ring with a flying trapeze
Tell me on a Sunday please
Don't want to fight day and night
Bad enough you're going
Don't leave in silence with no word at all
Don't get drunk and slam the door
That's no way to end this
I know how I want you to say goodbye
Don't run off in the pouring rain
Don't call me as they call your plane
Take the hurt out of all the pain
Take me to a park that's covered with trees
Tell me on a Sunday please
Kernaghan named Australian of the Year
Posted 3 hours 51 minutes ago
Updated 2 hours 30 minutes ago
Country music singer Lee Kernaghan OAM has been named Australian of the Year 2008 at a ceremony in front of Parliament House in Canberra.
Micro-finance entrepreneur David Bussau AM was named as Senior Australian of the Year and MotoGP champion Casey Stoner was announced as Young Australian of the Year.
Johnathon Welch of Choir of Hard Knocks fame was announced as Australia's Local Hero 2008.
Kernaghan's musical achievements - which include 24 golden guitars at the Australian Country Music Awards - are well-known, but tonight's award reflects his efforts to help rural families through his 'Pass the Hat around' tours.
The tours have raised up to a $1 million for communities in need.... etc
...awards by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, ... "This year's award recipients are great examples of passion and commitment. They are all proud Australians who have earned our respect and our admiration," Mr Rudd said.
He paid particular tribute to Kernaghan for his dedication to helping others.
"He has rolled up his sleeves to make a real difference for those in need in rural Australia," he said.
"Lee is truly an Australian to make us all proud; you would have to travel a long way to find a better, more genuine bloke than Lee."
Kernaghan, 43, described the award as the proudest moment of his life.
.....
Kernaghan said he aimed to use his time as Australian of the Year to bring focus to the plight of families on the land who are struggling against drought and to also encourage people to support home-grown industries.
"Australia is just coming through the worst drought on record and there are families out there still experiencing extreme hardship," he said.
"What I'd like to do is look at ways that, individually and as a nation, we can assist those people - that we can support them and help them get back on their feet again.".
Feeling a bit bored or sad. Maybe your stock is not doing much today. Well, come here for a pleasant tune.
For the moment it's "Land Down Under": http://home.iprimus.com.au/gunnado/landdownunder.html
At the cricket this morning, they sang what I can only assume is the Indian National Anthem.
Not sure if it was this one or not lol
I could hear it twenty times, and still not recognise the melody
Possibly (given the jpeg attached) it's some equivalent to " I am still calling India home"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7399792002477900458
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