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DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP
Bob Rivers
If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Rock out your MySpace profile!
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (AC/DC)
If you're havin' trouble with your high school head/huh, huh, huh, huh
He's givin' you the blues/huh, huh, huh
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed/huh, huh, huh, huh
Here's what you gotta do/huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm always home/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Call me anytime/huh, huh, huh
Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love/huh, huh, huh, huh
You got a broken heart/huh, huh, huh
He's double-dealin' with your best friend/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
That's when the teardrops start FELLA, well-uh/huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Or make a social call/huh, huh, huh, huh
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, eh
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Whoa yeah
You got a lady and you want her gone/huh, huh, huh, huh
But you ain't got the guts/huh, huh, huh
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day/huh, huh, huh, huh
Enough to drive you nuts/huh, huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, leave her alone/huh, huh, huh, huh
It's time you made a stand/huh, huh, huh, huh
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, hey
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, eah
Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Yaaagh