Thought for the day

[noirua]

The wise say tell nothing. The fool says tell everything. The Bishop says tell nothing but to me tell everything and you are forgiven - now indeed I can use this against the wise and the fool. But Bishop, you are now both the wise and the fool as I tell but lies.

 

[noirua]

If you've got it work with it, don't analyse it.

 

[MrBurns]

I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO. He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.” He said, “OK.”

This is exactly how politics works . . .

 

[explod]

Brilliant Brns'y

 

[noirua]

If you invest or gamble in a share that has trebled, quadrupled or more in a short period of time, you run your money along a cliff edge.

 

[noirua]

"Why is my 1 ounce of gold not worth $1200", he asked. She answered, "because you're a fool."

 

[noirua]

In the war of words she said, if they are written I'm defeated but give me a good old quarrel in the land of verbal then I'll crush you all and leave you as whimpering dogs that any pussy cat could push over!

 

[noirua]

“There is justified violence in our society,” Mr. Mills once explained. “If you disrespect me or one of my friends, I will readily and to the very best of my ability engage you in a full combat mode.

Barry Mills, Ruthless murderer and gang leader of the Aryan Brotherhood.

 

[ASFscalp001]

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

 

[noirua]

It is very much easier to take a loss on an investment if there are profits already taken on others. It is in fact more important to take losses when there are no profits to be seen.

 

[noirua]

Donald Trump did say that was a good decision and praised you for it. In hindsight, what he really meant was, that your decisions and expertise were the work of a first class featherweight. He in fact praised you indeed. However, no matter how much he said in your favour you are FIRED. We only have heavyweights in the Whitehouse.

 

[noirua]

Here is $10,000! Make it into $100,000!
A dumplings reply - How am I supposed to do that?- Eyes er twittering.

 

[dutchie]

If you want to win every argument , anytime and everywhere, just call your opponent a nazi.

 

[sptrawler]

If you want to win every argument , anytime and everywhere.

Have the argument with your mate, not your wife.

 

[noirua]

The Pope who was enamoured in thought espoused, after the deaths in France, that if you disrespect my parents then a fist was forthcoming. As much as that was a disrespect seen for those who followed the prophet Mohammed. He later called for peace in Palestine and Syria where there is much bloodshed among those who praise the said prophet and leaned upon by Israel who they seek to destroy.

 

[noirua]

Yeh, you're right. Anyway, it brought home the smackeroonies. Quicker than a jackrabbit, to be sure.

 

[noirua]

An attitude of mind - is it selfsameness? - a massive thought and nonappreciation of difference.

 

[noirua]

Present Government: Our unwritten rule is working well. Stick someone up as Prime Minister so we can knock them down again. Last one was too easy and the present one may need a fair bit of bully boy tactics. Good game all the same.

 

[Tisme]

Present Government: Our unwritten rule is working well. Stick someone up as Prime Minister so we can knock them down again. Last one was too easy and the present one may need a fair bit of bully boy tactics. Good game all the same.

Sounds like Rugby ... maybe that's the cause of the mindset = a game that plays the man not the ball?

 

[noirua]

Ah yes he said, "there is no way a person can possibly understand unless he has gone through it". I see she replied, "are you planning to be eaten by a crocodile?"