Thought for the day

[Gringotts Bank]

You learn to live on with it but you never get assuredly over it;
If you do not learn to live without you are surely all but gone.
It should not matter but surely it in fact does,
for it is the difference between blundering on and stabbing in the dark.

what is it?

 

[SirRumpole]

Marriage ? Booze ?

 

[noirua]

Bears and people always return to the Honey Pot.

 

[noirua]

What the hell do you mean? Who's in this for a race? I'm only beating you because you are not running as fast as me!

 

[noirua]

The Vicar from the pulpit said, "There is one certainty about the existence of god and that is that far fewer people die on a Sunday". As the service ended and the parishioners took their leave they heard a crash. The Vicar lay motionless on the floor near a table with glasses of refreshment. They looked at his right hand, as if the hand of god, and there they noticed he'd taken grasp of something, yes, he'd been left 'clutching at straws'.

 

[noirua]

I have as much faith in thee as a stewed prune.

 

[noirua]

Remember that the market is always right, even if it's wrong. The right price is the price it gives and what it should be is always wrong, even if it is right.

 

[noirua]

An actress or actor can only rarely switch themselves off and usually, to varying degrees, act all day long throughout their lives. "Will the real person please stand up, for goodness sake", he says to the actress. There is little point as the real world has escaped them.

 

[Wysiwyg]

An actress or actor can only rarely switch themselves off and usually, to varying degrees, act all day long throughout their lives. "Will the real person please stand up, for goodness sake", he says to the actress. There is little point as the real world has escaped them.

Jaques to Duke Senior

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,

 

[noirua]

If it is simple it has a good chance of working. If it is not simple, then like an overweight aircraft it has difficulty getting off the ground.

 

[noirua]

SHUT UP, I am thinking! What do I do when a person has a heart attack in front of me? What are the signs?
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/966045/heart-attack-symptoms-signs-disease-recovery

 

[noirua]

Mr Putin said, "call me Vlad", heaped with rewards - the best Russian spy in the business.
Caught by the Americans so I'd better spy for them now. Mr Trump says, "I'm amazing, the best in the business". Spiked by an umbrella, never felt a thing, my final reward, "R.I.P".

 

[noirua]

Never explain and absolutely never ever advise. Your explanation at best will be boring and your advice annoying.

 

[noirua]

Take something bad and make something good out of it. If you have a positive attitude on life. I can consider my life to be a positive attitude, as opposed to saying; well I'm oppressed errr depressed, oppressed, down and out, just going to stay there. No! You strive to make life a better place not just for yourself but for other people around you. The energy that comes from you can enlighten someone else to say, well, if he pulled out of his condition maybe I can do the same thing.

Eddy Clearwater aka 'The Chief'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddy_Clearwater

 

[cynic]

Never explain and absolutely never ever advise. Your explanation at best will be boring and your advice annoying.

Is that your advice?
If so, should I be annoyed?
And please don't bore me with an explanation!

 

[noirua]

Is that your advice?
If so, should I be annoyed?
And please don't bore me with an explanation!

Never ever ask a question if you do not want an answer.

 

[noirua]

A word to the wise! Let me whisper it in your ear {&%£@?!@}[$£^<~~#'$%&(@@@

 

[Redbeard]

So I should just talk to myself?!?!

 

[noirua]

So I should just talk to myself?!?!

Errrrm, well, just think about it for the rest of the day

 

[cynic]

So I should just talk to myself?!?!

Yes. But only using one word at a time, wise guy!