Thought for the day

[Joules MM1]

Reuters Top News‏Verified account @Reuters 12m12 minutes ago




Macron says calls with Trump like sausages: better not know what's inside https://reut.rs/2Lpxa8f

 

[noirua]

‘To’ or ‘too’?
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/usage/to-or-too

 

[noirua]

Reuters Top News‏Verified account @Reuters 12m12 minutes ago




Macron says calls with Trump like sausages: better not know what's inside https://reut.rs/2Lpxa8f

Trump says calls with Macron like frogs legs: cant tell if he's running as President or trying to butter me up and eat me.

 

[Joules MM1]

‘To’ or ‘too’?
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/usage/to-or-too

I, too, thought tutu's were too much for you to be wearing...

too late for dinner to care, too hungry for fellow theater-goers to bare
Desmond Tutu said yes to you too, no, not you two, you're too much to baaaarrrreee
but than came the Americans who'd rather mix up then fix up, wait,
just wate; but then came the Americans who'd rather mix up than fix up, oh yeeeeaaah!
(c) jct (lol)
luukin guud, Des!

 

[noirua]

Everything was going so well that evening and John wandered home alongside the moonlit river. Standing there all was so wonderful, he turned, slipped, fell, struggled, shouted for help...drowned in the cold waters. We have friends a many, great wealth and happiness, but we are really all alone and die in the muddy rivers of death.

 

[noirua]

If you want to find a fool in the outback take him with you.

 

[noirua]

Was he a St Olav?

His name became synonymous with a collaborator or traitor in the UK. Was he really or was he an important person in history?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_Quisling

I know that the Norwegian people have sentenced me to death, and that the easiest course for me would be to take my own life. But I want to let history reach its own verdict. Believe me, in ten years' time I will have become another Saint Olav.
— Quisling to Bjørn Foss, 8 May 1945, Dahl 1999, p. 367


https://twitter.com/Johnjrambo16

 

[noirua]

Crypto hack: We aren't making as much as I thought on setting up this crypto. Surely we should have made at least $20 million more, crypes.

Well bud you're right and one way is to hack our own coins from our customers wallets.

Right now, I've hacked US$500 million from the wallets and my secretary has prepared our shock and despair announcement over all this.

OK, and we've no idea how it could have happened of course.

Yep! We are of course going to reimburse 90% of the coins to our wonderfully loyal customers.

Of course. Then later we say that everything is perfect now - safest in the business.

Now we've made $50 million.

After expenses etc., that makes about $24 million each.

Job well done.

Grand old game these cryptos.

https://cointelegraph.com/news/report-1-1-bln-in-crypto-has-been-stolen-this-year
https://usethebitcoin.com/top-5-best-cryptocurrency-hardware-wallets-2018/

 

[explod]

Daily Life"

Though I have a lovely Daughter who is very successful and with two Daughters and a great husband I still feel ashamed of us men.

What can we do.

 

[noirua]

Quite frightening all this: http://www.poodwaddle.com

 

[noirua]

If the squib is damp don't waste the matches.

 

[noirua]

If countries are unfair and underhand in trading then come thee on stage left, The Donald. Yes guys you invited him.

 

[noirua]

It is no good asking question all the time, no, PROVIDE YOUR OWN ANSWERS!

 

[noirua]

Was he talking about butter when saying, "they must stop churning them out like this"?

 

[noirua]

Never look down on someone unless it is to give them a hand up.

 

[noirua]

All advice is not criticism. If one cannot be advised then thou art either brilliant or a pain in the duodenum.
However, it is annoying to be advised in anyway by a person who thou casts inferior or even stupid.
Advise thee not and retain your reputation.

 

[noirua]

On finance of any kind. Do not expect or consider yourself believed unless you back it up proof positive.
If a Bank or Solicitor wont accept it as full proof then it's not, YOU LIED!

 

[noirua]

If you can be told what to see or read, you can be told what to say or think.

 

[noirua]

Watching the clock. Ah yes but, if it doesn't chime it is a timepiece not a clock.

 

[noirua]

This student was stripped of her valedictorian title — and it cost her a year of college tuition
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/stu...itle-cost-year-college-tuition-194416081.html
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Those who rule in Authority give awards. By giving an award the person or Authority stamps their right over other people and validates their own command. Dare thee not speak to thank them and recognise them for they will find a reason to strip you of it.