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You're rocking those leather pants and boots, but maybe you should leave the brillo pad on your head, in the sink.
 
the Persian poet Saadi, writing in the 13th Century, commented:
"Don't make friends with an elephant keeper if you have no room to entertain an elephant"​
 
How important is your phone?
Well people die taking selfies, people die falling while trying to reach them, here's one who got lost in the sewage system looking for one.

Man survives 36 hours trapped in Brisbane’s drain network​

A man looking for a lost phone had to crawl and push through surges of stormwater for 36 hours in an inner-city underground drain network until his screams for help were
 
Belli said:
So far I have not been able to achieve my goal. What am I doing wrong?

Advice please.
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The problem is Belli, its all a matter of awareness.
The sort of poster who would take offence and ban you probably does not realise that half the posts they make on the forum actually belong on this thread.
They often don't even realise you have offended them.
Mick
 
Belli said:
So far I have not been able to achieve my goal. What am I doing wrong?

Advice please.
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on a scale of 1 to 10, that sort of provocation is a mere statistical blip and barely registers.

Must try harder
Must try harder
Must try harder
Must try harder
Must try harder

.. (cut and paste 100 times)
 
Hahaha brilliant and so true... perhaps even ever so slightly relevant in a irrelevant story of way

 
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