The completely useless irrelevant thread

[Knobby22]

I am practically Adam Ants twin!!!
Going to a fancy dress tonight.

 

[Ferret]

And there I was thinking you were the splitting image of Pippin Took!

 

[sptrawler]

You're rocking those leather pants and boots, but maybe you should leave the brillo pad on your head, in the sink.

 

[mullokintyre]

I am practically Adam Ants twin!!!
Going to a fancy dress tonight.
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My head hurts .....
Mick

 

[farmerge]

My head hurts .....
Mick

Now I know why I've got a headache, scary stuff.

 

[Dona Ferentes]

I am practically Adam Ant's twin!!!
Going to a fancy dress tonight.

i guess no-one would recognise the updated edition

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P.S. you look too happy.

 

[Knobby22]

i guess no-one would recognise the updated edition

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P.S. you look too happy.

Virtually no one under 40 knew who Adam Ant was.

 

[Belli]

A belt made out of watches is a waste of time.

Have you heard about the dating service in Prague? It's called Czech Mate.

 

[Dona Ferentes]

A belt made out of watches is a waste of time.

 

[Dona Ferentes]

the Persian poet Saadi, writing in the 13th Century, commented:

"Don't make friends with an elephant keeper if you have no room to entertain an elephant"​

 

[sptrawler]

How important is your phone?
Well people die taking selfies, people die falling while trying to reach them, here's one who got lost in the sewage system looking for one.

https://www.couriermail.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=CMWEB_WRE170_MG_a&dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.couriermail.com.au%2Fnews%2Fqueensland%2Fkangaroo-point-incident-man-rescued-after-36-hours-trapped-in-brisbanes-drain-network%2Fnews-story%2F45319331539f646b340357a9053e8ac9&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium&v21=ULTRALOW-Segment-2-SCORE

Man survives 36 hours trapped in Brisbane’s drain network​

A man looking for a lost phone had to crawl and push through surges of stormwater for 36 hours in an inner-city underground drain network until his screams for help were

 

[finicky]

 

[Belli]

My goal this year is to offend a poster, any poster, on the forum so I can achieve the status of being placed on Ignore and thus be offended.

So far I have not been able to achieve my goal. What am I doing wrong?

Advice please.

 

[mullokintyre]

So far I have not been able to achieve my goal. What am I doing wrong?

Advice please.

The problem is Belli, its all a matter of awareness.
The sort of poster who would take offence and ban you probably does not realise that half the posts they make on the forum actually belong on this thread.
They often don't even realise you have offended them.
Mick

 

[Dona Ferentes]

So far I have not been able to achieve my goal. What am I doing wrong?

Advice please.

on a scale of 1 to 10, that sort of provocation is a mere statistical blip and barely registers.

Must try harder
Must try harder
Must try harder
Must try harder
Must try harder

.. (cut and paste 100 times)

 

[wayneL]

Hahaha brilliant and so true... perhaps even ever so slightly relevant in a irrelevant story of way

 

[StockyGuy]

Hahaha brilliant and so true... perhaps even ever so slightly relevant in a irrelevant story of way

“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
― G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain

 

[Dona Ferentes]

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and, from a friend clearly more artistic than me:

 

[Dona Ferentes]

and my 2c worth : I have a lot to say

 

[farmerge]

So far I have not been able to achieve my goal. What am I doing wrong?

Advice please.

@Belli simply just annoy the one who professes to be of the sailing cult.