The completely useless irrelevant thread

[farmerge]

...and The Ponderosa

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... After which I have colloquially nicknamed my place.

Gunsmoke female was Miss Kitty came to me in a moment utter brilliance whilst i was giving the cows and calves their sugar fix.

 

[Dona Ferentes]

Miss Kitty came to me in a moment utter brilliance whilst i was giving the cows and calves their sugar fix.

zone in, zone out.

the shower is also a good location for lightbulb moments

 

[StockyGuy]

Gender pay gaps in the news... suddenly there's only biological males and females again lol?

 

[wayneL]

zone in, zone out.

the shower is also a good location for lightbulb moments

Or perhaps other ablutions?

 

[farmerge]

Or perhaps other ablutions?

Ah Wayne you must be referring to the Reading Room !!!!

 

[Belli]

My goal this year is to offend a poster, any poster, on the forum so I can achieve the status of being placed on Ignore and thus be offended.

 

[wayneL]

My goal this year is to offend a poster, any poster, on the forum so I can achieve the status of being placed on Ignore and thus be offended.

Chaza is the easy mark... but probably too easy, no sport in that

 

[Dona Ferentes]

My goal this year is to offend a poster, any poster, on the forum so I can achieve the status of being placed on Ignore and thus be offended.

now, that is an Art, not a Science

(note use of Caps)

 

[farmerge]

My goal this year is to offend a poster, any poster, on the forum so I can achieve the status of being placed on Ignore and thus be offended.

@Belli This is so simple. Give the Mad Cap't a serve and it's instant. On the plank and ignore in one easy movement.

 

[Belli]

Chaza is the easy mark... but probably too easy, no sport in that

@Belli This is so simple. Give the Mad Cap't a serve and it's instant. On the plank and ignore in one easy movement.

Who are they?

 

[mullokintyre]

My goal this year is to offend a poster, any poster, on the forum so I can achieve the status of being placed on Ignore and thus be offended.

How dare you!

 

[Dona Ferentes]

How dare you!

is that the best you can do? won't get blocked for that.

I'm outraged !!

 

[Belli]

How dare you!

Jumping the gun there. I said it was my goal this year. I never specified when in this year. I'll get back to you on that at some stage but not sure when that will be.

 

[farmerge]

Jumping the gun there. I said it was my goal this year. I never specified when in this year. I'll get back to you on that at some stage but not sure when that will be.

oh

 

[wayneL]

Who are they?

Same person, but considering how easily offended "they" are, it could very well be "their" preferred pronoun...

Just a thought (snicker )

 

[SirRumpole]

I would be offended if I'm not the one chosen to be offended.

 

[wayneL]

I would be offended if I'm not the one chosen to be offended.

I would tender that the actual Rumpole would be impervious to offense.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

And speaking of offence.

Many capitalist running dogs on this forum espouse selling newspapers as a child as a means of attaining wealth as an adult.

Life experience tells me that behind every great fortune is a great crime. Crime drives capitalism, as it should.

Selling newspapers as a child is generally a way to avoid crime.

Ergo ...

Just sayin'

gg

 

[sptrawler]

zone in, zone out.

the shower is also a good location for lightbulb moments

Just keep the door shut, as to not offend others.

 

[StockyGuy]

And speaking of offence.

Many capitalist running dogs on this forum espouse selling newspapers as a child as a means of attaining wealth as an adult.

Life experience tells me that behind every great fortune is a great crime. Crime drives capitalism, as it should.

Selling newspapers as a child is generally a way to avoid crime.

Ergo ...

Just sayin'

gg

Lol no doubt many newspaper delivery boys ended up penniless in a boardinghouse as a chain smoker on disability etc. The Warren Buffett newspaper boy thing is a bit more esoteric than some give credit for. It'd not just about being industrious and starting early. The key bit is about accessing news headlines fast, before most others. Every day his young high IQ brain was soaking up the headlines, no doubt skim reading important bits, comparing it to the headlines from a day / week / month ago.