The completely useless irrelevant thread

[macca]

And now for something completely different.................

My little earn when a kid was to dig worms for fishermen, knee deep in weed and mud but I could earn 3 quid per tide over the Xmas holidays.

Stupid tourists used to stand Right where I was going to dig, I would warn them once and then undercut beneath their feet and rip the mud out.

I got abused every time but I used to tell them to f*** off, cheeky little **** when armed with a worming fork

New bike, school trip to Snowy, lots of new stuff every summer holidays

 

[farmerge]

are you going out to bale ?

In a manor of speaking yes. Had 20 rolls of meadow hay on the truck. So removed said bales off and are now stacked.

 

[farmerge]

Been a long hard morning did a day's work by lunchtime, (8 hours) time for a much needed kip!!!!

 

[mullokintyre]

I heard a rumour that Sharon Stone, star of Basic instinct, bled to death after cutting her leg with a chainsaw.
Puts paid to that line about not being able to get blood out of a stone.
Mick

 

[SirRumpole]

I heard a rumour that Sharon Stone, star of Basic instinct, bled to death after cutting her leg with a chainsaw.
Puts paid to that line about not being able to get blood out of a stone.
Mick

<groan>

She's still alive actually.

 

[Dona Ferentes]

cooked some prawns on the Barbie tonight.

... she said "You're a star!"

Does that mean I'm a Celebrity Chef?

 

[mullokintyre]

cooked some prawns on the Barbie tonight.

... she said "You're a star!"

Does that mean I'm a Celebrity Chef?

Probably meant a mon.
Mick

 

[farmerge]

cooked some prawns on the Barbie tonight.

... she said "You're a star!"

Does that mean I'm a Celebrity Chef?

If :she" said it, then it has to be, doesn't it.

I'm always more than happy to receive welcome praise from "she how is never wrong".

 

[Prepper Pete]

I'm suffering fuzzy eyes and a don't really care attitude at the moment so I think with management's permission I will have an hours pre lunch kip.
Been granted
bbl

I don't think this video would help with your fuzzy eyes

 

[mullokintyre]

I don't think this video would help with your fuzzy eyes

looks like me after a big night.
Mick

 

[farmerge]

I don't think this video would help with your fuzzy eyes

Not a hope in hell with that video

 

[Dona Ferentes]

Australia's Highway 1 is arguably the longest fully drivable road and longest national road, circling the outer edge of the whole island for around 14,500 kilometers (9,000 miles). It holds the Guinness World Record for the "Longest continuous road". A group of guys called the "Highway 1 to Hell" team completed this route a few years ago, circumnavigating the whole of Australia in 5 days, 13 hours, and 43 minutes.

 

[mullokintyre]

Woudn't want to try it today, the potholes would likely swallow your vehicle.
Mick

 

[Dona Ferentes]

it's a km or 2 shorter going anticlockwise, I've heard.

 

[farmerge]

Woudn't want to try it today, the potholes would likely swallow your vehicle.
Mick

Also Gt Eastern Hwy east of Northam couldn't be called a National Hwy. Road trains and destroying it.

 

[basilio]

Appros of WTF I thought this clip from Once upon a time in Hollywood deserved a guernsey.
Enjoy a Red Apple today.

 

[Dona Ferentes]

ouch

 

[farmerge]

ouch

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Definitely a women's libber.

 

[farmerge]

Having a bit a bludge so far this morning.
Waiting for the insurance assessor to front up once again.
They seem to think that my time is of no consequence.

 

[farmerge]

The assessor has announced he is at Red Hill, only a few minutes away, so I must away.