Product Review - Comedy Gold

[wayneL]

Somebody on another forum posted this up. I laughed so hard my sides ached. http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

 

[Knobby22]

 

[spooly74]

ROFL

Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my **** eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

 

[Trembling Hand]

Social media at its best.

 

[Joules MM1]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Amber-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

best reviews ever

 

[skc]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Amber-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

best reviews ever

Gold.

342 reviews - everyone wants to be a comedian!

 

[Joules MM1]

dang..put it in the wrong thread, oh well, got comedy in the title....