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websman said:Dude, if you ever come over here, I could teach you to like country music. Sure, it's simple, but it really gets to your heart.
Besides we don't sing about cows. It's all about crying, loving, cheating, trains, pickup trucks, drinking, and getting out of prison...
One thing I never understood about life
was how whenever I tried to do right
things would go wrong
and people would end up dying
like the time I told my girl she looked nice
she thought I was pickin' a fight
she broke a beer bottle
stabbed me in the arm and started crying
I said "hush little darling, don't you cry
I'm sorry that I made you get glass in your eye"
And I'll make it up to you
if you just give me a chance
But right about then my bleedin' got serious
my head was spinning and I was delirious
I forgot my own name
passed out and wet my pants.
By the time I came to my girlfriend had gone
she'd taken the dog and left me alone
with a note on the table saying
"baby i hope this makes you cry"
it said" I'm tired of your drinking
and I'm tired of your friends
and I'm tired of your drinking, stinking friends
and it's time for you to kiss my ass goodbye."
Well I heard the other day she moved to tennessee
lived there for 3 months and died of TB
and I can't help but feel at least a little bit to blame
Now the dog will have issues about who his family is
and I'll have issues about where he takes a whizz
just drinkin and thinkin about how I ruined the day
Well I tried to be just a little bit nice
and when i think about it once or twice
I'm a sour old bastard and danmit that's how I'll stay.
Now that's a country song he he!