CanOz
Home runs feel good, but base hits pay bills!
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T'was the month before Christmas and all through my shacks
Not an index was stirring , not even the DAX!
So I decided to go short
And was suddenly caught
By that jolly old man with the fat belly
Who'd decided to fly in with a ten percent rally!
As my shorts blew past the North Pole
I examined a great hole!
In one of my ledgers
I even had to hedge my own hedges!
As my grail was squashed flat
I said that's that!
But he suddenly let loose
Upon my golden goose!
Though I'd warned him never to pluck it
All he could say was oh ohh ohhh, .... it!
As I turned red
To Santa I said
'tis the season to forgive
And I know where you live!
So get ready to practice forgiveness!
LOL!