I'm off to Europe on Wednesday, you guys gonna miss me?

[new girl]

Reading some of the posts, I’m starting to realise the man I really like IS impossible to find.

I mean how can you find a Superman that can fly you to heaven in an instant? a 100 men squeezed into one? Someone who can read my mind, acts like the mature one in the relationship cause God know I AM NOT. Hot, delightful, witty, makes me laugh, good with numbers, colours and words and preferably someone who gives of his soul and innermost thoughts and be blissfully lost in the mire??

One thing for sure, my man IS NOT a Realistic Insider dressed in a Wetsuit

 

[Realist]

One thing for sure, my man IS NOT a Realist

I wouldn't be so sure.

 

[insider]

Reading some of the posts, I’m starting to realise the man I really like IS impossible to find.

I mean how can you find a Superman that can fly you to heaven in an instant? a 100 men squeezed into one? Someone who can read my mind, acts like the mature one in the relationship cause God know I AM NOT. Hot, delightful, witty, makes me laugh, good with numbers, colours and words and preferably someone who gives of his soul and innermost thoughts and be blissfully lost in the mire??

One thing for sure, my man IS NOT a Realistic Insider dressed in a Wetsuit

Like I said it's not your fault most guys don't satisfy your needs... too many have been dominated by their mums... But do you really want superman?... He wears his jocks over his pants for goodness sakes...

 

[new girl]

Like I said it's not your fault most guys don't satisfy your needs... too many have been dominated by their mums... But do you really want superman?... He wears his jocks over his pants for goodness sakes...

Superman and NOTHING less would make me happy

 

[insider]

But do you think Superman would want you? You better tell him five things about yourself that would make him get to know you better... And they can't be about what you do

 

[new girl]

But do you think Superman would want you? You better tell him five things about yourself that would make him get to know you better... And they can't be about what you do

YOU BET!!! what i want of a man says a lot about me i think.

 

[barney]

Heres one a friend sent me the other day. Apparently an oldy but still funny if you've never read it .................... This will hopefully fit your "perfect man" scenario N/Girl

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes!!



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

[new girl]

Barney

please edit the post its way too bright for this time of night my eyes actually hurt. and the font is HUGGGGGE!!

your list is very long! I only want whats on post #81 but I cant have it. so there!

 

[insider]

I know where to find superman... go to comic book convention... you'll have your of all kinds of supermen to choose from, who would have idea how to please you...

 

[new girl]

I know where to find superman... go to comic book convention... you'll have your of all kinds of supermen to choose from, who would have idea how to please you...

I only want whats on post #81 but I cant have it. so there!

 

[insider]

you just want a guy who gets it... there are very few of us out there so just keep looking

 

[Freeballinginawetsuit]

Hey New Girl,

Make lots of money, buy a bottle shop, become a nympho and don't talk too much, you will get the quality guys then...........

 

[Realist]

How old are you new girl?

And which suburb do you live in?

 

[new girl]

Hey New Girl,

Make lots of money, buy a bottle shop, become a nympho and don't talk too much, you will get the quality guys then...........

hey diver

just like the quality of girls you have there

 

[new girl]

How old are you new girl?

And which suburb do you live in?

old enough to know better thirty something, dah sydney

 

[new girl]

you just want a guy who gets it... there are very few of us out there so just keep looking

the tone of voice has changed, that's why i speak out. there is hope for the girls out there!

 

[Realist]

old enough to know better thirty something, dah sydney

Hmm 30 something, fair enough.

I said suburb, not city!!

I'm in the Lower North Shore.

 

[new girl]

Hmm 30 something, fair enough.

I said suburb, not city!!

I'm in the Lower North Shore.

nahh, suburb your pushing your luck, not as expensive as north sydney. nothing is actually, i used to work in north sydney years ago.

ps it was city but you changed to suburb after i read it.

 

[insider]

the tone of voice has changed, that's why i speak out. there is hope for the girls out there!

Just don't look at me... I'm taken

 

[Snakey]

im single new girl
superman and snakey both start with s


i wont miss your hair cut realist