I'm off to Europe on Wednesday, you guys gonna miss me?

[new girl]

Let me introduce you to the three golden rules to land a "SevenFX":

1- Spoil him. I mean you have to shower her with your time, attention and gifts AND expect nothing in return.

2- Give a piece of yourself or your soul as they say, providing you have one (only kidding), AGAIN expecting nothing in return.

3- No matter what the response is, ALWAYS treat him like a GREAT Guy. A man can be sometimes rude, give mixed messages & the message you didn't want to hear, change his mind, you name it, but still expects to be treated like a GREAT Guy.!!

NOW THAT'S CHEATING

In your dreams SevenFX, in your dreams!!

 

[SevenFX]

NOW THAT'S CHEATING

In your dreams SevenFX, in your dreams!!

I beleive in the POWER of Dreams, and they always come TRUE.

And Yours...???

 

[new girl]

I beleive in the POWER of Dreams, and they always come TRUE.

And Yours...???

Every single one of them

ps I have to admit, it does sound a bit unfair, but I stand by what I said anyway.

 

[SevenFX]

Every single one of them

ps I have to admit, it does sound a bit unfair, but I stand by what I said anyway.

p.p.s How can you stand by what you said Not So New Girl, if by your own admittance, it sounds Unfair....ohhhhhhh I forgot one of the golden rules, but reminded myself again... :

 

[professor_frink]

the professor's rules for landing a good woman-

1. Don't give too much of yourself to her(especially not part of your soul). Do it too early and she will trample on it. She can have a piece of your soul on the wedding day(she'll take the rest of it,along with everything else in the divorce!)

2. Women don't really know what they want, so don't listen to their advice on how they want to be treated. Tell them how they are to be treated. They will love you more for it.

There. I said it. I'll duck for cover now

 

[new girl]

the professor's rules for landing a good woman-

1. Don't give too much of yourself to her(especially not part of your soul). Do it too early and she will trample on it. She can have a piece of your soul on the wedding day(she'll take the rest of it,along with everything else in the divorce!)

2. Women don't really know what they want, so don't listen to their advice on how they want to be treated. Tell them how they are to be treated. They will love you more for it.

There. I said it. I'll duck for cover now

No need to duck professor, come back

I said a GOOD woman!!

 

[new girl]

p.p.s How can you stand by what you said Not So New Girl, if by your own admittance, it sounds Unfair....ohhhhhhh I forgot one of the golden rules, but reminded myself again... :

What happened to you, I thought you said the 3 rules were 2 easy!!!

Listen up boys, you can't apply logic to it, you just can't

 

[professor_frink]

No need to duck professor, come back

I said a GOOD woman!!

That's how you get the good ones, by being a man.
Men take control and tell it how it is. Last thing a woman needs is a girly man, asking her how to keep her happy. If you be yourself, take control and she doesn't like it, then she may not be one of the good ones

 

[Realist]

WRONG!!!

Let me introduce you to the three golden rules to land a "good woman":

1- Spoil her. I mean you have to shower her with your time, attention and gifts AND expect nothing in return.

2- Give a piece of yourself or your soul as they say, providing you have one (only kidding), AGAIN expecting nothing in return.

3- No matter what the response is, ALWAYS treat her like a lady. A woman can be rude, give mixed messages, change her mind, you name it, but still expects to be treated like a lady!!

Do that and you won’t come back from Europe empty handed

Excellent advice new girl, after reading your comments I can safely say I feel better about not meeting a good woman in Europe. Infact I think I've decided not to speak to any women ever again, I can't keep up with what is needed so may as well pull the plug now!

Cheers.. You've saved me alot of time, alot of worrying, and alot of money!

 

[Realist]

Listen up boys, you can't apply logic to it, you just can't

True, too true!!

 

[new girl]

Excellent advice new girl, after reading your comments I can safely say I feel better about not meeting a good woman in Europe. Infact I think I've decided not to speak to any women ever again, I can't keep up with what is needed so may as well pull the plug now!

Cheers.. You've saved me alot of time, alot of worrying, and alot of money!

Don't you worry, when you find the right one you'll more than happy to apply the 3 golden rules

 

[new girl]

That's how you get the good ones, by being a man.
Men take control and tell it how it is. Last thing a woman needs is a girly man, asking her how to keep her happy. If you be yourself, take control and she doesn't like it, then she may not be one of the good ones

yeh, yeh, keep saying that and you will get back empty handed from Europe. I mean come on.

 

[SevenFX]

What happened to you, I thought you said the 3 rules were 2 easy!!!

Listen up boys, you can't apply logic to it, you just can't

Pls don't put me in the same catogery as the Professor, he's prob been through a tuff time.... but I still have much faith, and will work on the professor...

There's hope for him yet, and sounds like relist may need some work to, or maybe I could just match them up together, in thsi new day n age....

Points for remember the rules even if I forget...

Bye now, I smell dinner...

See you guys back at work 2morrow...

 

[professor_frink]

yeh, yeh, keep saying that and you will get back empty handed from Europe. I mean come on.

Nonsense. Your female. You don't know what you want :
Women always say they want a nice guy, yet never stay with them for long, because they are boring.

SevenFX, I aint having a tough time You want to be in my category. I'm right!

Life is grand in the world of the frink

 

[makeorbreak]

now this thread has become interesting.

I like your rules new girl. It shows your weakness.

Professor fink, i think what you're trying to say is "treat them mean keep them keen". and I'd like to try and give an example of it. as follows:

rule Number 1 states that a "woman" requires a man to spoil her with gifts etc etc . (nothings ever enough)

If a man is to spoil her with all these gifts and so on, the woman will like him for a day or two and then its back to square one. Yet if a man says that he will spoil her, and doesn't, she will keep waiting untill you do.

It works with the "give a little, take a lot" syndrome. a bunch of flowers are always accepted but your expected to better the gift each time. and if you cant better it, she's gone. whereas, if you give seldomly, your gifts come as a surprise. and the surprise effect lasts longer than any gift will. especially the flowers that will die in a couple of days.

so thats how you expose your weakness new girl. We know what you want and play on it.

anyway, any who believes in new girls rule number one is not a woman, but a materialistic little "girl". Its a girl who want nothing but her man who is a real woman. and its the one who wants nothing that gets everything

i hope that all makes sense

 

[new girl]

Nonsense. Your female. You don't know what you want :
Women always say they want a nice guy, yet never stay with them for long, because they are boring.

SevenFX, I aint having a tough time You want to be in my category. I'm right!

Life is grand in the world of the frink

Again I said a GOOD WOMAN, not many of them around I have to admit. Life IS grand Professor . You know you don't have to be boring when you spoil a woman, the secret is not to act desperate while doing it, it's an art

 

[new girl]

p.p.s ....ohhhhhhh I forgot one of the golden rules, but reminded myself again... :

Adorable!!

 

[professor_frink]

well said makeorbreak.
To expand on your comments a little, buy buying too many gifts(especially early on in a relationship), you are indirectly saying your personality isn't enough, so have this gift to make up for it. I'll buy your love instead. And that just aint gunna cut it

Again I said a GOOD WOMAN, not many of them around I have to admit. Life IS grand Professor . You know you don't have to be boring when you spoil a woman, the secret is not to act desperate while doing it, it's an art

I've already said too much new girl, too much more of my advice, and I'll be booted out of the boys camp for giving away too many secrets.
My girlfriend almost has dinner ready(she's one of these GOOD women you speak of), so farewell for now

 

[new girl]

now this thread has become interesting.

I like your rules new girl. It shows your weakness.

Professor fink, i think what you're trying to say is "treat them mean keep them keen". and I'd like to try and give an example of it. as follows:

rule Number 1 states that a "woman" requires a man to spoil her with gifts etc etc . (nothings ever enough)

If a man is to spoil her with all these gifts and so on, the woman will like him for a day or two and then its back to square one. Yet if a man says that he will spoil her, and doesn't, she will keep waiting untill you do.

It works with the "give a little, take a lot" syndrome. a bunch of flowers are always accepted but your expected to better the gift each time. and if you cant better it, she's gone. whereas, if you give seldomly, your gifts come as a surprise. and the surprise effect lasts longer than any gift will. especially the flowers that will die in a couple of days.

so thats how you expose your weakness new girl. We know what you want and play on it.

anyway, any who believes in new girls rule number one is not a woman, but a materialistic little "girl". Its a girl who want nothing but her man who is a real woman. and its the one who wants nothing that gets everything

i hope that all makes sense

It DOES make sense makeorbreak.

You know the gifts don't have to be expensive at all, but rather symbolic. I love flowers personally, it's my favorite gift

If you really love someone you shouldn't expect anything in return, not immediately, at least that's how women see it!

Don't take it too seriously, we're having fun here

 

[makeorbreak]

new girl I thought you would take me too seriously.
I only wanted to join in the fun (debate).
As for me, I love to buy gifts.
but those gifts are things that are needed or a token of my appreciation!