SevenFX said:Let me introduce you to the three golden rules to land a "SevenFX":
1- Spoil him. I mean you have to shower her with your time, attention and gifts AND expect nothing in return.
2- Give a piece of yourself or your soul as they say, providing you have one (only kidding), AGAIN expecting nothing in return.
3- No matter what the response is, ALWAYS treat him like a GREAT Guy. A man can be sometimes rude, give mixed messages & the message you didn't want to hear, change his mind, you name it, but still expects to be treated like a GREAT Guy.!!
new girl said:NOW THAT'S CHEATING
In your dreams SevenFX, in your dreams!!
SevenFX said:I beleive in the POWER of Dreams, and they always come TRUE.
And Yours...???
new girl said:Every single one of them
ps I have to admit, it does sound a bit unfair, but I stand by what I said anyway.
professor_frink said:the professor's rules for landing a good woman-
1. Don't give too much of yourself to her(especially not part of your soul). Do it too early and she will trample on it. She can have a piece of your soul on the wedding day(she'll take the rest of it,along with everything else in the divorce!)
2. Women don't really know what they want, so don't listen to their advice on how they want to be treated. Tell them how they are to be treated. They will love you more for it.
There. I said it. I'll duck for cover now
SevenFX said:p.p.s How can you stand by what you said Not So New Girl, if by your own admittance, it sounds Unfair....ohhhhhhh I forgot one of the golden rules, but reminded myself again...:
That's how you get the good ones, by being a man.new girl said:No need to duck professor, come back
I said a GOOD woman!!
new girl said:WRONG!!!
Let me introduce you to the three golden rules to land a "good woman":
1- Spoil her. I mean you have to shower her with your time, attention and gifts AND expect nothing in return.
2- Give a piece of yourself or your soul as they say, providing you have one (only kidding), AGAIN expecting nothing in return.
3- No matter what the response is, ALWAYS treat her like a lady. A woman can be rude, give mixed messages, change her mind, you name it, but still expects to be treated like a lady!!
Do that and you won’t come back from Europe empty handed
new girl said:Listen up boys, you can't apply logic to it, you just can't
Realist said:Excellent advice new girl, after reading your comments I can safely say I feel better about not meeting a good woman in Europe. Infact I think I've decided not to speak to any women ever again, I can't keep up with what is needed so may as well pull the plug now!
Cheers.. You've saved me alot of time, alot of worrying, and alot of money!
professor_frink said:That's how you get the good ones, by being a man.
Men take control and tell it how it is. Last thing a woman needs is a girly man, asking her how to keep her happy. If you be yourself, take control and she doesn't like it, then she may not be one of the good ones
new girl said:What happened to you, I thought you said the 3 rules were 2 easy!!!
Listen up boys, you can't apply logic to it, you just can't
Nonsense. Your female. You don't know what you wantnew girl said:yeh, yeh, keep saying that and you will get back empty handed from Europe. I mean come on.
professor_frink said:Nonsense. Your female. You don't know what you want:
Women always say they want a nice guy, yet never stay with them for long, because they are boring.
SevenFX, I aint having a tough timeYou want to be in my category. I'm right!
Life is grand in the world of the frink
SevenFX said:p.p.s ....ohhhhhhh I forgot one of the golden rules, but reminded myself again...:
I've already said too much new girl, too much more of my advice, and I'll be booted out of the boys camp for giving away too many secrets.newgirl said:Again I said a GOOD WOMAN, not many of them around I have to admit. Life IS grand Professor. You know you don't have to be boring when you spoil a woman, the secret is not to act desperate while doing it, it's an art
makeorbreak said:now this thread has become interesting.
I like your rules new girl. It shows your weakness.
Professor fink, i think what you're trying to say is "treat them mean keep them keen". and I'd like to try and give an example of it. as follows:
rule Number 1 states that a "woman" requires a man to spoil her with gifts etc etc . (nothings ever enough)
If a man is to spoil her with all these gifts and so on, the woman will like him for a day or two and then its back to square one. Yet if a man says that he will spoil her, and doesn't, she will keep waiting untill you do.
It works with the "give a little, take a lot" syndrome. a bunch of flowers are always accepted but your expected to better the gift each time. and if you cant better it, she's gone. whereas, if you give seldomly, your gifts come as a surprise. and the surprise effect lasts longer than any gift will. especially the flowers that will die in a couple of days.
so thats how you expose your weakness new girl. We know what you want and play on it.
anyway, any who believes in new girls rule number one is not a woman, but a materialistic little "girl". Its a girl who want nothing but her man who is a real woman. and its the one who wants nothing that gets everything
i hope that all makes sense
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