Adam lived 930 years eh? Impressive. Just goes to show that exercise is good for you and promotes longevity. Adam must have got plenty of exercise in building the ark, catching all those millions of pairs of every living creature on Earth, loading them on to his boat, gathering 6 weeks supply of food for them, feeding them every day, cleaning up after them, and generally keeping them in good health so they could repopulate the world with their respective species after the flood was over and Adam deposited them back on Terra Firma.
All this time I've been wondering why Adam, despite being an intrepid man of considerable fortitude, didn't drop dead from exhaustion, when in fact all that hard work had the opposite effect and he lived to the ripe old age of 930!
I'm just about to head off on my daily 1 hour walk. Except that after reading about Adam and his 930 year lifespan, I'm going to crank it up to 2 hours a day from now on. Maybe even 3 hours.
ARTIST: George and Ira Gershwin
TITLE: It Ain't Necessarily So
(Porgy and Bess]
It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
De things dat yo' liable to read in de Bible
It ain't necessarily so
Li'l David was small but oh my
Li'l David was small but oh my
He fought big Goliath who lay down and dieth
Li'l David was small but oh my
Oh Jonah he lived in de whale
Oh Jonah he lived in de whale
For he made his home in dat fish's abdomen
Oh Jonah he lived in de whale
Li'l Moses was found in a stream
Li'l Moses was found in a stream
He floated on water 'til ole Pharaoh's daughter
She fished him she says from that stream
It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
Dey tell all you chillun de debble's a villain
But 'taint necessarily so
To get into Hebben don' snap for a sebben
Live clean, don' have no fault
Oh I takes dat gospel whenever it's pos'ble
But wid a grain of salt
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
But who calls dat livin' when no gal'll give in
To no man what's nine hundred years
I'm preachin' dis sermon to show
It ain't nessa, ain't nessa
Ain't nessa, ain't nessa
It ain't necessarily so
bunyip, yep no doubt the Gershwin's had a few windows broken as well
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
But who calls dat livin' when no gal'll give in
To no man what's nine hundred years
Geez I love that last bit!
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/gwic.cgi?Word=begat&Path=holy/oldtestament/genesis/4//
4:1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and
said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.
4:2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of
sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
........
4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch:
............
4:25 And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his
name Seth:
"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones" Proverbs 17.22
Certainly does for me.
Duckman
Duckman....I like that one a lot. The bible contains many words of wisdom. Now, if we could just take all the rubbish out of it and leave the good stuff, we'd have a great book.
I think Lao Tzu was a great observer.Did Lao Tzu opt out of life or did he achieve something in his meditations? I like to think he achieved great things. For in waiting upon the Lord He whispers to us, unlocking the secrets to successful living.
Should it not be "...past without comment". As it has already gone through and therefore has past.Jesus Christ through the money lenders (Banks) out of the temple
Being the pedant that I am I can't let this through without comment - it should be threw, the past tense of throw.
'If your son is a drunkard, you should take him outside the city gates and stone him to death'.
Geez, that one's a bit rugged! I would have been stoned to death a few times! Like most young blokes I got drunk with my mates on more than one occasion. Not that we ever did any harm to anyone or anything....bit different to today's drunks.
These days I hardly drink at all.
But getting back to that biblical quote, it's typical of the hypocrisy and double standards that are common in the bible.
On the one hand, one of the bible's commandments is 'Thou shall not kill'. On the other hand, it tells you to kill your son if he gets drunk.
Because you don't understand the bible, you are quick to call God a hypocrite.
The modern day equivalent of what you are calling hypocrisy is like calling the guy that flicks the switch on the electric chair a murderer.
maybe some would call him a hypnotist first.Because you don't understand the bible, you are quick to call God a hypocrite.
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