I'm from Townsville, capital of North Queensland.
Full of peace loving folk, largest army base in australia, /Manny Cassimatis, Cowboys Football Team, Ross Island Hotel, hundreds of churches and 1 mosque for godbotherers, an airport, coppers with revenue hangups for those who speed or don't wear bicycle helmets, Castle hill which ensures a rich supply of widows from forty five year old gits who walk up it each day, real estate agents who still wear white shoes and drive Bentleys, and a beautiful seafront called the strand where crocs and sharks mingle with southern visitors in the sea, providing no end of enjoyment for those sunday afternoon drinkers at the Seaview Hotel.
Paradise.
You bet.
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