What Not to Buy Her for Christmas

[Aussie2Aussie]

Novelty Christmas underwear - you know how you think we would really love that bright red G-string with the little reindeer head attached to the crotch and the flashing antlers?

oops!

 

[Julia]

alright - looks like power tools are ok!

I also don't see outboard motors or pool tables on the list either - so I'm on the right track by the sounds of it. I don't know why we need to read all that "women are from venus" stuff - this is easy!

Cuttlefish, I almost added the power tools myself but decided against it on the basis that there could be some, umm, misinterpretation of the type of 'power tools' in question.

Hmm, wonder what she has in mind for you?

 

[Julia]

Well, she is special, so I think I might get her the new Porsche 911 GT3*.
















*Matchbox version.

Tightwad!

 

[cuttlefish]

Cuttlefish, I almost added the power tools myself but decided against it on the basis that there could be some, umm, misinterpretation of the type of 'power tools' in question.

Hmm, wonder what she has in mind for you?

lol - hopefully not the type of powertools you've got in mind

She's probably found me some nice jewellery or perfume , though I'd prefer a new tender to go with the outboard I'm getting her lol.