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HANDS OFF OUR JENNY
In sympathy to Jenny; a personal solicitation,
As I was nearing the end of a long return journey from yet another aborted meeting, IT occurred to me.
The "IT" being your solution, no; your Salvation no less.
Salvation from all these Court houndings. Salvation from member bashings, press shellacking, peer group downgrading and similar denigrations to your persona.
Jenny; your solution is to declare yourself mad.
Or as lawyers like to characterise such condition in their court depositions as “cuckoo” “loony” “psycho” “raver” & ad nauseam other.
Your urgent Application will be given preferential treatment by any Court Registrar as they will fondly associate this Application with many previous from you for other, no less lunatic, legal endeavours.
Certification will be a cert!
You will not have to rely solely on your own self-assessment, as there will be multitudes from PIF midst to support the Application with glowing testimonials.
The benefits will be immediate.
You will be protected, cosseted, sanctuarised and insulated from outside rubble.
Entire Government Departments will be at your disposal to attend to any murmur of a complaint from you in the defense of your “protected status”.
Once in the safety of such rectum rectification facility, you no longer will have the need for your “imaginary friends” such as IAC or PIF Reaction Group.
You will have real ones. I can be one. I can come and have some chess playing with you.
All real Mad People played brilliant chess, like Fisher, Morphy,
Steinitz, Pillsbury. Indeed, you will be in illustrious company.
Once you acclimatise, you may be upgraded to superior chicken soup made
from free-range chickens. Unlike myself; as I now won’t be able to afford even the rarest of stakes after the expenses of this last trip to Sydney.
Please, do not hesitate to explore this propitiatory proposition.
I can guide you further.
As I recently guided Marrickville Mayor after her infestation with international affairs, while forsaking the locals.
Or the Burwood Court Magistrate from my recent case there.
This one may have gone to the Dark Side for good.
But I digress.
Feel free to use this friendly Forum for any supportive purpose.
Sincerely,
In sympathy to Jenny; a personal solicitation,
As I was nearing the end of a long return journey from yet another aborted meeting, IT occurred to me.
The "IT" being your solution, no; your Salvation no less.
Salvation from all these Court houndings. Salvation from member bashings, press shellacking, peer group downgrading and similar denigrations to your persona.
Jenny; your solution is to declare yourself mad.
Or as lawyers like to characterise such condition in their court depositions as “cuckoo” “loony” “psycho” “raver” & ad nauseam other.
Your urgent Application will be given preferential treatment by any Court Registrar as they will fondly associate this Application with many previous from you for other, no less lunatic, legal endeavours.
Certification will be a cert!
You will not have to rely solely on your own self-assessment, as there will be multitudes from PIF midst to support the Application with glowing testimonials.
The benefits will be immediate.
You will be protected, cosseted, sanctuarised and insulated from outside rubble.
Entire Government Departments will be at your disposal to attend to any murmur of a complaint from you in the defense of your “protected status”.
Once in the safety of such rectum rectification facility, you no longer will have the need for your “imaginary friends” such as IAC or PIF Reaction Group.
You will have real ones. I can be one. I can come and have some chess playing with you.
All real Mad People played brilliant chess, like Fisher, Morphy,
Steinitz, Pillsbury. Indeed, you will be in illustrious company.
Once you acclimatise, you may be upgraded to superior chicken soup made
from free-range chickens. Unlike myself; as I now won’t be able to afford even the rarest of stakes after the expenses of this last trip to Sydney.
Please, do not hesitate to explore this propitiatory proposition.
I can guide you further.
As I recently guided Marrickville Mayor after her infestation with international affairs, while forsaking the locals.
Or the Burwood Court Magistrate from my recent case there.
This one may have gone to the Dark Side for good.
But I digress.
Feel free to use this friendly Forum for any supportive purpose.
Sincerely,