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Thought for the day

Happiness can never come to those who are capable of thinking. Only those, beast, fish and birds, who cannot.
 
Calling Noirua .... come in Noirua .... do you read me .... over.

Have you knowing on the forum competition results please?



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Beware the Santa Claus rally, especially if it carried on from last Xmas. Interest rates are set to rise throughout the world, bonds will weaken as funds are raised, and stocks in most sectors will suddenly look expensive. Masterly inaction is called for, don't you think, if you're not invested in stocks and bonds?
 
Clothes maketh' the man who is not - take that Father Xmas.

He who defends everything defends nothing - Winston Churchill.

Give as much away as you can; but not so much that you cannot grow.
 
Words of a lady of high breeding in 19th century England:

It is always good to see the poor enjoying their comforts.

Bad table manners have broken up more great households than infidelity.

Never eat with your mouth full, however, watch and learn how I do it.

It is terrible to hear of the deaths in yet another train accident. Thankfully they are all poor and do not have the same feelings as us.

We have sent them to far off lands so that these wrongdoing people may civilize the natives.
 
The Xmas day pants bomber's attempt to blow up an American plane will result in more scrutiny of big bottoms.
 

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Isn't it ironic that India issues a travel warning for Australia?

Thankfully you can still go to a crowded market place in Melbourne without the fear of a car bomb going off. Unlike India.

??? :D
 
Isn't it ironic that India issues a travel warning for Australia?

Thankfully you can still go to a crowded market place in Melbourne without the fear of a car bomb going off. Unlike India.

??? :D
If I was sending my kids to goto school over here I'd warn them of the redneck 'D heads" in a second sorry but Australia aint the pretty country it might seem....and my thought for the day

"don't piss in my ear and tell me its raining"
 
If I was sending my kids to goto school over here I'd warn them of the redneck 'D heads" in a second sorry but Australia aint the pretty country it might seem....and my thought for the day



"don't piss in my ear and tell me its raining"


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At some stage markets will climb the wall of worry. At the moment they are falling as they build the wall.
 
What is Infinity? Imagine a clever monkey (and all the descendants - only one at a time of course) just able to hit the key on a typewriter. He or she is to type the complete works of Shakespeare at random. Always stopping at an error and starting again.
Having completed this task the monkey's descendant then types the Bible and then the Koran.
Following this, the monkey continues to type, at random, every other book ever written at the time the first monkey started.
After that, a little bird arrives and travels to a planet the size of Earth. All its descendants, visit it once every 10,000 years and rubs their wings against it. When the whole planet has been erased, ONLY THEN HAS ETERNITY JUST BEGUN.
 
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