Thought for the day

[basilio]

Definition of heaven.

A large room with a steaming pot of soup and a hundred people. There are only 2 metre long spoons - and people are feeding each other.


Definition of hell

Same room, same soup, same people, same spoons. But everyone is starving because they can't eat off the 2 metre spoons..

 

[noirua]

A musical thought for the day: http://dingo.care-mail.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf

 

[noirua]

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the oils, so, keep on squeaking.

 

[noirua]

For a child to have to decide whether to agree with the bible or to agree with science is criminal - a Christian scientist

 

[noirua]

...? ASK YOURSELF THE SAME QUESTION AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW THE ANSWER!

 

[noirua]

It's the promises you make to yourself that are the most important to keep.

 

[noirua]

The Dubai contagion will spread!

 

[noirua]

Happy new month!

 

[noirua]

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the oils, so, keep on squeaking.

We really are squeaking and it's votes for Aussie Stock Forums that stop us squeaking at http://www.thebull.com.au/the_stockies_list.php?c=forums

 

[noirua]

We really are squeaking and it's votes for Aussie Stock Forums that stop us squeaking at http://www.thebull.com.au/the_stockies_list.php?c=forums

Once the box is open it's impossible to close - Margaret Thatcher UK PM

Don't forget the voting link above, thank you

 

[noirua]

Boss to secretary, "Good grief! People keep phoning me up at precisely the wrong time." Secretary replied, "In future I will tell everyone to ring up five minutes later."

 

[noirua]

"I'm not an optimist I'm a prisoner of hope - Desmond Tutu (former Archbishop)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Tutu

 

[inenigma]

I'm a pessimist. Everything meets or exceeds my expectations, so I'm always happy.

Give me another beer......

 

[noirua]

The grass is greener on the other side, and for some, even if there is no grass.

 

[noirua]

If you were anymore transparent we could use you as a window.

 

[noirua]

Yesterday, the saddest financial day of my life, after 1987, and a sadness where politics of two countries control an individuals investment and robs them and their country.

 

[trader222681]

" Nothing comes easy; what comes easy means nothing and what comes hard means something."

 

[trader222681]

" Don't confuse success with becoming rich or having money. One doesn't necessarily follow the other. However, if you keep succeeding in the things you do, money is often the by-product of this. Therefore aim to succeed rather than to have money."

 

[trader222681]

" Remember that you will never reach a higher standard than you yourself set. Then set your mark high, and step-by-step, even though it be by painful effort, by self-denial and sacrifice, ascend the whole length of the ladder of progress."

 

[trader222681]

"My own experience has taught me this: if you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won or lasting happiness achieved."