Suggestions For Improving Australia's Economy

[chops_a_must]

Given Australia's dire economic circumstances, I thought it would be a good idea to have a discussion about how we could improve our economy.

Does anyone have any ideas?

I have laid out a detailed plan as to what I think would be best for Australia's economic future:





As you can see, this solves several complaints. Firstly, SA'ns could no longer complain about a shortage of water, and secondly, no one could complain about them.

I'm also at pains to see what benefit SA provides to Australia. The whine industry is certainly one of their main industries, although after this week its dominance is perhaps rivalled by Geelong. But apart from this, SA is clearly just a parasite, and this plan would provide a significant winfall into the future.

Any other opinions? Discuss?

 

[Wysiwyg]

Good to see you again Peter g`day Russel g`day Clarke.

 

[Sean K]

LOL

Unfortunately, there's too much expensive **** in the ground in SA to wipe it off the map.

And how dare you take Coonawarra out of the picture!! Best whine in the universe!

And Coober Pedy!!! Now there's a gem!

 

[chops_a_must]

And how dare you take Coonawarra out of the picture!! Best whine in the universe!

Coolabah >>>>>>>>>>>> Coonawarra

 

[Gspot]

Changing the way we govern the country (still in colonial times), and saving over $30 billion a year on wasted duplicity, would be a start.

 

[Snakey]

Classic stuff chops and as a former South Australian I can see where your coming from ...but I think that bridge should extend over Victoria as well.

 

[chops_a_must]

Changing the way we govern the country (still in colonial times), and saving over $30 billion a year on wasted duplicity, would be a start.

I've never heard South Australia referred to as duplicit before, but I guess it is true. (Where is a thumbs up smily when I need one?) After all, why do we need SA when we have New Zealand?

 

[wayneL]

I believe Australia must look forward.

What happens when everything is dug up and shipped overseas?

 

[chops_a_must]

Australia's future lies in boat pens and Marinas Wayne.

Any self respecting Australian knows that.

Gold star.

 

[Snakey]

I believe Australia must look forward.

What happens when everything is dug up and shipped overseas?

No thats after global warming

 

[Wysiwyg]

Live within our means, borrow for a house and that`s it.Really don`t want to stuff up an abundant country with careless spending, excessive eating/wasted food, wasting water and buying on credit.

 

[Snakey]

Live within our means, borrow for a house and that`s it.

Gees what time is it in Nimbin?

 

[wayneL]

Live within our means, borrow for a house and that`s it.Really don`t want to stuff up an abundant country with careless spending, excessive eating/wasted food, wasting water and buying on credit.

Too late!!!:

 

[Wysiwyg]

Gees what time is it in Nimbin?

Snakey d.t., youse Goldy fellas got the high rent luxury apartments, ye aint foolin me.
Simplicity and tranquility please.

 

[chops_a_must]

Snakey d.t., youse Goldy fellas got the high rent luxury apartments, ye aint foolin me.
Simplicity and tranquility please.

Riddle me this: why do a lot of simpletons not lead the simple life; when non-simple people, most often lead the simple life?

 

[Snakey]

Snakey d.t., youse Goldy fellas got the high rent luxury apartments, ye aint foolin me.
Simplicity and tranquility for me.

Yeah your right Im jealous I used to have that great life before i move to the goldy on the big money chase should of stayed on my remote property with my spring water and solar panals. I guess i could go back there one day.

 

[Wysiwyg]

Riddle me this: why do a lot of simpletons not lead the simple life; when non-simple people, most often lead the simple life?

I can`t tell the difference between a simpleton and a non-simple person.I simply live or live simply on my slowly dwindling trading finances.

 

[tayser]

Elephant stamp for you.

But what to do with QLD? It is after all filled with the people that VIC and NSW didn't want....

 

[Tysonboss1]

Riddle me this: why do a lot of simpletons not lead the simple life; when non-simple people, most often lead the simple life?

Because to feel less simple they have to spend big and live large.... Even if that means drowning in consumer debt and neglecting any long term savings plan.

We shouldn't be too hard on them though,... these are the peolpe that keep the profits churning through our businesses, The "universal consumers" .

 

[gfresh]

But what to do with QLD? It is after all filled with the people that VIC and NSW didn't want....

Incorrect, it's for people who were smart enough to leave