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Tiger Woods is driving to a golf tournament in the Irish countryside in a top of the range BMW, when he needs get some petrol, so he pulls into a small roadside servo.
Out comes the attendant and asks, "how much fuel der yer want", Tiger says, "fill it up" and gets out to stretch his legs.
While he is wandering around the car, he sees something on the ground and bends over to pick it up.
When doing so a couple of golf tees fall out of his top pocket and the attendant noticing, asks what are they.
Tiger says, "they are golf tees", to which the attendant who knows nothing about Tiger Woods or golf asks, "what der you use dem for".
Tiger replies, "I put my balls on them when I'm driving", the attendant replies, "BMW dey tink of everytink, don't dey".
 
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It would appear that in the USA, the BLS has started "adjusting for seasonal factors" on other statistics.
Mick

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It would appear that in the USA, the BLS has started "adjusting for seasonal factors" on other statistics.
Mick

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Seriously! It will be Australia as well. Drop is over 15 years - pretty obvious the likely cause.
 
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