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My sister's nickname is Squirrel.

She is small and rodent looking with hairy ears. Good at stock piling money and clothes.

Pretty sure she has busted a few nuts in her time too.
 
springhill said:
My sister's nickname is Squirrel.

She is small and rodent looking with hairy ears. Good at stock piling money and clothes.

Pretty sure she has busted a few nuts in her time too.
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Is she perchance related to "Gobble" ?
 
cynic said:
Is she perchance related to "Gobble" ?
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I am proud to say I cannot answer that question.

Where as sister is rodentesque, I believe Gobble to be of the big, old, ugly, flightless bird origin with a terrible growth hanging from its face and an aggressive demeanor. Gobble has a tiny head encapsulating a tiny brain, yet strangely enough a massive mouth from which bile and nonsense mostly flow, while the lower half is massive and its function seems to be nothing more than to produce **** as Gobble waddles along.
Gobble has been known to errrr....... suck the life from many a man physically, financially and spiritually.
Gobble is known not to have many friends left and can sometimes be found hanging out with bizarre animals that Darwin's Theory should have eliminated long ago, such as Wascally Wabbit and Sayonara Surplus Swan (see pictures).
Gobble's last known whereabouts are unknown, but it is believed that Gobble was ruling a once enchanted and bountiful land that had, by some strange co-incidence, slowly turned ever more into a cesspit of infighting as her presence grew in stature, there were many casualties that died from knife wounds in the back.
It is rumored that a revolt in the said once bountiful land is on the cards in 4 months and 28 days, at which time there will be much merriment and dancing in the streets. After said revolt it is believed Gobble and friends will pack their bags and move to Taxpayerfundedpensionvilleland, where they shall live like kings with no shame or regret for past deeds done.

This may well be rumor or fact and I cannot recall who told me such fanciful tales, but I believe them to be of high intelligence and good conduct.
 

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Racoon
noun
a greyish-brown American mammal which has a foxlike face with a black mask, a ringed tail, and the habit of washing its food in water.

Genus Procyon, family Procyonidae(the raccoon family): two species, in particular the common raccoon (P. lotor), which often occurs in urban areas in North America. The raccoon family also includes the coati, kinkajou, cacomistle, and olingo.
• [ mass noun ] the fur of the raccoon.

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burglar said:
ATM we are off-topic!

Discussing O'Possums in ceiling space,
when we prefer them to be in the O'Possum Pie!!
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Opossum Bay, on the tip of the South Arm peninsula, doesn't have an apostrophe, as per Nomenclature Board guidelines.
 
This thread, always enjoyable to revisit was one of the only ASF threads to ever stay, more than less, on topic.

Early on there was an attempt to split it in to a Red Squirrel thread and a Grey Squirrel thread which was resisted by the members.

FMG and Twiggy in particular, have been playing the market like a squirrel of late. I should point out that by that I do not mean a deceased squirrel but rather that this has been happening recently.

Post on.

gg
 

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