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NZ applicants wanted for condom testing

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And I thought that jokes about sheep in NZ, were only jokes
 
Well, yet another example of little New Zealand leading the way.

Perhaps a natural sequel of being the first to give women the vote?

Julia
 
I wonder what their citizenship test consists of..
 
And if we slip condom over bottle top, might also prevent binge drinking,
over bottle bottom, might also prevent frostbite.

That’s what I call three birds with one stone..


And doing original test, will make it four with one real bird and no velcro required
 
Here's a nice old lady on NZ talk back radio. "speak up! what's that!"
Poor lady's done permanent damage to her eardrums over the years lol.
 
If music be the food of love play on
give me excess of it that surfeiting
the appetite may sicken and so die.

Overheard in Kiwi market research interview room:-

If music be the food of love play on
give me ham and eggs with it, then surfing
then appetising thickshake and French Fries.

found a pdf on the internet.
 

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Doesn't surprise me one bit.Lovely country but Kiwi's are big binge drinkers and most smoke canabis very regularly.

If you go to one of the big All Black games the whole stadium stinks of the stuff.Still, on the positive side, very little violence, burglary's and kids on street corners like the Uk.

Not that there was anything wrong with ten pints of bitter , a fight outside the pub then fish and chips before watching match of the day on t.V.
 
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