New Zealand a Failed State and a Rogue State to the rest of the World

[Bill M]

I'm just busting my ar$e to go anywhere and if it has to be New Zealand I'm going!!!

 

[wayneL]

I've lived there, don't do it!!!!!!

 

[wayneL]

Yes of course it is, otherwise it is totally illogical.

If for no other reason that they have no idea what is the right indicater to use at roundabouts. This is seriously a risk to life and limb for any Australian who expects logic here.

And, if you think Queensland is backwards.....

 

[bux2000]

Yep I always think it is like talking to my big Bro when I talk to an Aussie
My Brother who has lived in Queensland for now 28 years working on some pretty large power projects says........... KBA Mate ..... by now I am sure he would know.

bux

PS Got our Jacindarella summed up though perhaps I could post her over ?

 

[wayneL]

Yep I always think it is like talking to my big Bro when I talk to an Aussie
My Brother who has lived in Queensland for now 28 years working on some pretty large power projects says........... KBA Mate ..... by now I am sure he would know.

bux

PS Got our Jacindarella summed up though perhaps I could post her over ?

I have no idea what you just said there, but I think I agree

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Indeed .
But seriously. Isn't this getting out of hand ? I thought the joint New Zealand/Australia approach to trade and economic tourism was definitely a win-win. What are we bagging here ?
Or perhaps it matter these days given NZ has a left leaning woman leader ? That seems to be enough reason to sharpen the pitchforks.

The joint approach to a New Zealand/Australia trade bloc will primarily get Mrs Ardern and her slippery coalition partner Mr.Peters out of a tight spot with an election not too far off. They are broken and disease free.

We have similar scenery and attractions to the two island Lilliput state which will boost our own economy. Who needs Queenstown where taking off in a plane cannot be done after 6pm because of a silly curfew. Give me the Snowies or Falls Creek, Magnetic Island or the NT any old day.

Mrs Ardern is a player and will play this for all she is worth.

I also don't want Kiwis doing the Gaga during or after footy as I personally find it offensive. They should just do it in their own country.

The economic benefits will flow all one way, from Australia to New Zealand. We need to concentrate on domestic tourism, mining, agriculture and infrastructure, and then build up manufacturing.

What did the Kiwis ever give the world?

gg

 

[bux2000]

Hi Wayne,
Well if you have not got an older brother you may not be aware of how little knowledge of the big world you may have and well whether you like it or not........... Kiwi's have Built Australia KBA Mate .....all you have to do is go onto any large infrastructure site.

and yeh I know North Island in the morning and South Island after lunch

All the best
bux

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Hi Wayne,
Well if you have not got an older brother you may not be aware of how little knowledge of the big world you may have and well whether you like it or not........... Kiwi's have Built Australia KBA Mate .....all you have to do is go onto any large infrastructure site.

and yeh I know North Island in the morning and South Island after lunch

All the best
bux

I do believe that Kiwis who see the light and move to Australia, like immigrants from all over the world should be accepted and allowed integrate and become Australian. Good on them for finding a better future and adopting the green and gold.

For @wayneL 's sake I have run your comments through Google Translate, a useful tool I always carry when attending board meetings in Auckland and KBA stands for Korea Baseball Association who are rumoured to be in takeover talks with the New Zealand Cricket Association.

gg

 

[Humid]

If for no other reason that they have no idea what is the right indicater to use at roundabouts. This is seriously a risk to life and limb for any Australian who expects logic here.

And, if you think Queensland is backwards.....

*indicator

 

[Humid]

Hi Wayne,
Well if you have not got an older brother you may not be aware of how little knowledge of the big world you may have and well whether you like it or not........... Kiwi's have Built Australia KBA Mate .....all you have to do is go onto any large infrastructure site.

and yeh I know North Island in the morning and South Island after lunch

All the best
bux

Why didn’t the kiwis go to the moon?

They ran out of scaffolding

 

[bux2000]

Why didn’t the kiwis go to the moon?

They ran out of scaffolding

It obviously wasn't Chinese

bux

 

[Dona Ferentes]

You can't eat Bledisloes

they do seem to dine out on the wins, though

 

[Porper]

If for no other reason that they have no idea what is the right indicater to use at roundabouts. This is seriously a risk to life and limb

Haha, Kiwi's don't use indicator's. You just have to guess if the car is going to exit the roundabout. Makes life interesting. Otherwise driving would be boring.

Plus you guys have sent all our criminals back which seems unfair...all things considered.

 

[wayneL]

Haha, Kiwi's don't use indicator's. You just have to guess if the car is going to exit the roundabout. Makes life interesting. Otherwise driving would be boring.

Plus you guys have sent all our criminals back which seems unfair...all things considered.

the very first day I lived in New Zealand I was coming up to a small roundabout, two cars coming the other way.

One car had its left indicator on, the other hand it's right indicator on. Both cars came straight through the roundabout. LMAO.

Back here in aus whenever I see someone with their right indicator on to exit the roundabout I think, "yep, kiwi".

It's actually a really good thing that have Warrior stickers, or silver fern stickers all over their cars, It's a warning that indicators probably mean the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be telling you.

On the other hand, your truck drivers are much better than ours.

 

[rederob]

Haha, Kiwi's don't use indicator's.

Introduction to Christchurch in '86 was via a series of trafficators pointing the way.
Then, on way to Aukland airport to return to Oz, a car broke down ahead of our taxi. The driver promptly got out with his crank in hand, and coaxed the motor back to life.
I'm struggling to understand how Kiwi's get to post on the internet as their typewriters break the screen.

 

[Porper]

I'm struggling to understand how Kiwi's get to post on the internet as their typewriters break the screen.

My Antikythera Mechanism is adequate for the job. Never let me down since new.

 

[rederob]

My Antikythera Mechanism is adequate for the job. Never let me down since new.

You guys are creative and stingy; must be the the Scot's influence.
Here's the New Zealand population watching their first man to be launched into space, using a home-grown jet pack:

 

[Joe90]

I do believe that Kiwis who see the light and move to Australia, like immigrants from all over the world should be accepted and allowed integrate and become Australian.

I'm reliably informed that every one of these....

Contains one of these...

But I've about given up on waiting for mine to arrive, might send the missus off to Woolies to see what she can find.

 

[bux2000]

Back here in aus whenever I see someone with their right indicator on to exit the roundabout I think, "yep, kiwi".

You know I have done a lot of driving around Europe recently and that is the only time I can remember indicating right off a roundabout........you were confused.........imagine what the people coming the other way were thinking.

bux

 

[Humid]

I'm reliably informed that every one of these....

Contains one of these...

But I've about given up on waiting for mine to arrive, might send the missus off to Woolies to see what she can find.

She can pick you up some iggs to cook for you bro