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Re: Does Rudd inspire confidence?
A mate of my son also works in an booze shop - told me this one
:topicGEEZ 20/20 IF THATS THE CASE THE OFFICE FLOOR MUST BE SPOTLESS ,ANYWAY HAVE TO GO TO WORK ,2ND JOB TO PAY FOR THE INCREASE IN FUEL,FOOD,INTEREST RATES FUNNILY ENOUGH ITS AT A BOTTLE SHOPWERE I COPE IT ALL DAY ABOUT THE ALCOPOP TAX:alcohol:
A mate of my son also works in an booze shop - told me this one
Bloke goes to the hardware shop obviously pissed
"say mate, hic - you got any metho there? I'll have a dozen bottles"
"No way" says the bloke behind the counter - "you look like you'll only drink it"
"no no hic - I'm just painting the loungggeroom, and I need it t clean the brushes!!"
"No way"
"Lishen, now I think about it, it's only a small room, I probly only need three bottles - you got hic three bottlesl? "
" ahhh ok - here's your three bottles"
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mm "got any cold, mate?"