wayneL
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And there we have it! The definitive answer from THE authority!There is no God.
And there we have it! The definitive answer from THE authority!There is no God.
George Carlin on the ten commandments:
(It's a p!sstake so don't watch if likely to be offended )
Suppose for a brief moment that there is a Christian God. If he gave humans a sense of humour, I'm sure he has one himself. I'd say he was laughing at George like the rest of us. lolWayne - that was brilliant btw -
of course he too will have difficulty getting into heaven but what the hell.
The concept of 'GOD' forms part of the cultural simulacrum
The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth-it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true.
Ecclesiastes
therefore:
Religion is a simulacrum: something that is made 'real' by its believers, not something that is believed in because it is 'real'
sounds a bit like Canbera m8 - tell me, do these gods get massive retirement benfits?heh reminds me of the terry pratchett book "small gods". in discworld gods are made real and powerful by belief so the most popular gods are huge and powerful, while there are hundreds of tiny little gods running around who only have a few believers. a good read.
No avatars of god?And there we have it! The definitive answer from THE authority!
I felt the poll was quite difficult to vote on as it had no mention of religion or other beliefs.
It would therefore be possible to believe in God, and not in life after death, or believe in life after death, with no religion. With belief in religion, life after death is a belief.
Also comments such as "...we are a random quirk of nature" and a few other add ons, tended to bias the poll, imho.
Lol, God's sense of humour . what an interesting topicSuppose for a brief moment that there is a Christian God. If he gave humans a sense of humour, I'm sure he has one himself. I'd say he was laughing at George like the rest of us. lol
I read an article that reckoned the "manna" that the Israelites were eating in the Sinai Desert was in fact magic mushrooms. That would explain a lot of things... burning bushes... conversations with the big fella... tablets with rules written on that nobody else got to see etc etc. Moses was tripping out man!
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/jesus-christ-superstar/the-last-supper.html (lyrics)Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Don't disturb me now I can see the answers
Till this evening is this morning life is fine
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll still talk about us when we've died
Did we touch on scientology yet?
What was wrong with Mr Sweeney, developed screechy voice.
I read parts parts of Dianetics a long time ago.I went to a church of scientology in Perth to find out about being "cleared" of "engrams".
They had me convinced that I was in need of their help and I signed up.That night I discussed this with my friends and they said to be careful of this mob.
I rang them the next day and told them I didn`t want to join and the bloke told me that it was those voices telling not to go and to fight them.He sounded angry and wanted to continue trying to convince me , I became scared so I hung up and never went back.I only wanted to find out some more about Dianetics in the first place but they had my impressionable mind while I was in their presence that day.Long time ago now and looking back I realise that it takes time to build a strong mind. That was my experience.
P.s....I went for a personality test at some place years before then which is when I first read about Dianetics and that Hubbard dude.
Lol - teach you to leave the bushI went to a church of scientology in Perth to find out about being "cleared" of "engrams". They had me convinced that I was in need of their help and I signed up.
The BBC did a show on them:Looks like rather unpleasant experience.
I'm going to stick up for the Mormons. Several years ago I was laid up following an accident and worrying about stuff like cleaning the pool, mowing the lawns etc. A couple of these young chaps called amongst their routine door to door routine, observed my incapacity and asked what they could do to help. I said I wasn't at all interested in their religion or even in discussing it with them. Their response was that that was fine: they'd still be happy to help. And they did, willingly and very ably. I was really grateful . There was no talk of religion of God or anything along those lines. They left me their phone number and assured me they'd be back promptly if they could do anything more. So my heartfelt thanks to two young Americans who were a great advertisement for their beliefs.Lol - teach you to leave the bush
When I was a kid, our family was tackled by a couple of Mormons. Used to come to the house and give us "the good oil". For the first week or two, we were too polite to tell them we didn't want to know. Gotta feeling my brother was interested in the polygomy bit lol.
Then the misunderstandings started with all these strange accents ...
"If I sign up and have two wives, that's bigamy"
"No it's not , it big of ME for signing you up."
Seems that JC was a Jew, and that wasn't good enough, so they'd come up with their idea of a MUCH BETTER spritual leader - some bloke who saw something special (forget what, burning bushes , magic mushrooms, who can remember the mumbo jumbo - ahh that was it !!! pink flying elephants (lol)!! )
Classic Xenophanes "If horses could draw, they would draw their God's as horses"
NOW - how about we start an AUSSIE religion! - maybe Johnny Farnham can have the batton for the first year at least . Just gotta think of something clever that he's supposed to have done lol.
Gotta feeling Cathy Freeman walked on water when she lit the Olympic torch? forget the details.
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