Holy Cow! I'm a Bull

[wayneL]

I was just looking through my positions when the sudden realisation came upon me that every one of them is a long... not a short to be seen anywhere.

Arrrgghhhh What is happening to me?

 

[wayneL]

This Calls for a chart!!!

Hourly- Research in Motion (RIMM). One thats going a whole lot better than expected....

 

[tech/a]

Take 2 asprin Breath slowly and seek a good veterinarian.

Remember this advice comes from a DUCK

 

[dubiousinfo]

People who impersonate others such as undercover police etc can often begin to believe in & actually become their invented persona.

The situation is generally rectified by ceasing the impersonation activities for a period, combined with intensive counselling.

Alternatively, you have been living a lie & you are in fact a bull living in a bears body. Surgery can rectify this for you.

 

[Prospector]

Is this something like a religious transformation? Seen the light? Heard voices :

 

[Knobby22]

Damn, the big crash must be coming sooner than I thought!

Maybe your picture should be of a koala bear?

 

[ice]

You're not alone Wayne.

I believe you can get something to take for it.......but then why would you.



ice

 

[RichKid]

....I always had my suspicions about you Wayne....anyone who sleeps when everyone else is awake and then awakens when everyone else is asleep....and who refers to his bedchamber as a 'crypt'....the evidence mounts....and now, the man with a bear as his avatar, founder of the ASF 'Bears Only' club, says that he is really harbouring an unsatisfied love for bulls?!! .....My oh my, the market surely does shelter some strange beasts within her bosom!!

 

[GreatPig]

Hmm... my trading portfolio currently just has one short position (using put warrants). I did take profit on a couple of long positions this morning though.

And still long a few stocks in my investment portfolio.

GP

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

I was just looking through my positions when the sudden realisation came upon me that every one of them is a long... not a short to be seen anywhere.

Arrrgghhhh What is happening to me?

Well, I`m a SNAKE : ha,ha,hahahahahhahaha

 

[wayneL]

Damn, the big crash must be coming sooner than I thought!

LOL Good point.

Very funny replies peeps! I got a kick out of them

 

[NettAssets]

I note that the Bull in the first post has no eyes.

If the bear hadn't done the sitting I would have thought that he was painting me.

John

 

[wayneL]

This is actually quite hilarious. As I'm completely unhedged (at the moment) I'm willing the market to go up... praying almost... everything is telling me to put on some -delta to hedge my exposure.

But I'm a bull now right? That would be a lack of faith!... Better go watch some Bubblevision! (Bloomberg/CNNNNN et al) LOL

 

[wayneL]

Sorry Folks,

Bob Pisani wasn't convincing enough... I just had to take a short

 

[MichaelD]

I just had to take a short

Ahhh, the relief is palpable. Just one more drink...errr...short...and I'll go bullish, eh Wayne?

 

[wayneL]

Ahhh, the relief is palpable.

LOL Yes.. Thats better

 

[dubiousinfo]

Have you started frequenting bull bars & nightclubs?

 

[wayneL]

Have you started frequenting bull bars & nightclubs?

:band