Diamonds And Rust Lyrics (Joan Baez)
Well I'll be damned
Here comes your ghost again
But that's not unusual
It's just that the moon is full
And you happened to call
And here I sit
Hand on the telephone
Hearing a voice I'd known
A couple of light years ago
Heading straight for a fall
As I remember your eyes
Were bluer than robin's eggs
My poetry was lousy you said
Where are you calling from?
A booth in the midwest
Ten years ago
I bought you some cufflinks
You brought me something
We both know what memories can bring
They bring diamonds and rust
Well you burst on the scene
Already a legend
The unwashed phenomenon
The original vagabond
You strayed into my arms
And there you stayed
Temporarily lost at sea
The Madonna was yours for free
Yes the girl on the half-shell
Would keep you unharmed
Now I see you standing
With brown leaves falling around
And snow in your hair
Now you're smiling out the window
Of that crummy hotel
Over Washington Square
Our breath comes out white clouds
Mingles and hangs in the air
Speaking strictly for me
We both could have died then and there
Now you're telling me
You're not nostalgic
Then give me another word for it
You who are so good with words
And at keeping things vague
Because I need some of that vagueness now
It's all come back too clearly
Yes I loved you dearly
And if you're offering me diamonds and rust
I've already paid
the ease with which pain is changed to sarcasm
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss
This last verse translates as
Oh, that God would give us the very smallest of gifts
To be able to see ourselves as others see us
It would save us from many mistakes
and foolish thoughts
We would change the way we look and gesture
and to how and what we apply our time and attention
DEAR TRADING DIARY – A FEW SIMILES I'm trying to SMILE AT.
Should I force a smile for the firing squad
as the Dow and the all ords sink,..?
in a storm should I go hold a lightning rod
and then stare back at God and don’t "blink"?
"SHOOT STRAIGHT! you old bathtub" with a nonchalant nod!
(and hide what you can’t bear to think)
"Just remember old greybeard, my piece of green sod
and on Friday’s I like a wee drink."
There are many I’m sure, who are equally poorer
and still hold a stiff upper lip,
now the world’s gone all mean with a definite lean
since some iceberg emerged amidship,
the inflation round here is incredibly dear
like an outgoing tidal wave rip,
though the future's in doubt, I’ll not kneel, down or out
to slings, darts, fickle fortune, nor whip !
I’ve retraced my bold steps to my very first bets
and the source of this journal’s ink,
my high wire-ing act was quite foolish in fact
as I balance my bank on some brink,
Ahh I’ve been here before and it’s sorry and sore
I return to my paycheque so sad,
....
and I’m starting to think, for the sake of one "blink"...
- which I didn’t - but I wish that I had.
Reads like the lament of a date raider, not the trials n tribulations of a hardened, wisened and determined stock market investor.:
DISTANT HILLS
by ... a certain unhappy Far Side cow
The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, I cannot.
Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!
There is a FAR SIDE that I see in almost every theatre projector booth I go to...
It is a picture of an audience in the theatre chanting FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS!
And hanging out of the projection booth window is the goofy projectionist looking at the floor where he tried to see his glasses that have fallen on the floor.
I've always appreciated the cartoons that insert ordinary situations into a
scientific context -- for example, the two scientists ripping each others'
radiation suits in a radioactive chamber. With extreme examples, Larson showed
scientists as ordinary people.
My favorite one showed a carload of entomologists with a giant butterfly
strapped to the car hood.
Second favorite: Why dinosaurs went extinct.
As a wildlife management senior, there is one Far Side cartoon that hits home:
The cartoon consists of a student taking an exam. The question on the exam
reads 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'
The question is then followed by answers: A) 100 board feet; B) 200 board feet;
etc. The caption reads 'The Wildlife Management Finals.'
I too will miss the daily dose of off-beat humor that Larson's cartoons
brought.
My favorite Larson cartoon is of a couple in a car on the moon. The woman is
saying to the man, "Now look where you've gotten us."
His cartoons brighten a darn decade.
My favorite dealt with cow poetry. A cow stands before a seated group, reading
his/her poem that describes the desire to run free and unfettered, but ends
with the refrain, "Damn the electric fence! Damn the electric fence!"
I send my best wishes to Gary. I miss him.
Hi. As a Caver, and being employed by the Ozark Underground Laboratory in
Missouri, as well as being a bat enthusiast, I have always appreciated the
Larson cartoons involving bats. One of my favorites shows a group of bats
hanging upside down (of course) listening to one of their peers give his
"acceptance speech": "And, during my term, I'm looking forward to a kinder,
gentler cave, with a thousand points of darkness showing us the way."
Larson deserves a pat on the back!
DaVinci painting the Mona Lisa, his dog sitting nearby thinking, "So where's my
dinner? One of the great masters, indeed." This is especially funny to
work-at-home free lancers (biologists and other folks) with dogs.
Favourites? Well, I would hardly know where to begin but I will try:
One of my favourites is the one which depicts aliens landing in a field watched
by a dubious looking visually challenged character. The caption: "The Zeonians
came equipped with the answers to the universe. Vern, regrettably, came with
thick glasses and a deer rifle."
Cheers from the other side of the world. (Australia)
Gee, this is so difficult. Any entomology one especially those with wasps. But
recently I saw one with a woman walking through the forest with her vacuum
cleaner and feeling uneasy because she knows "nature abhors a vacuum." But it
was better in the cartoon.
It was the little things that made a difference. The spider making a mess of a
web. "That can't be right" wouldn't have been nearly as effective as "Whoa!
That can't be right."
How can I face mornings without my calendar Larson for the day?
It's almost impossible to choose a favourite Larson, but as an Australian
ecologist I really enjoyed his cartoons with kangaroos, especially the one
where one roo is saying to another, "Just jump fool, you don't have to go
boing."
My favorites are the "Horse Veterinarian" cartoons. My favorite is "Doris, like
all vet students breezes through Chapter 9". In the panel you see an open book
with a list of equine diseases and their 'treatments': Every single entry in
the treatment column is "shoot".
Gruesome, but wholly exaggerated and therefore hilarious.
My second favorite shows a frightened cow strapped upright to the wall of a
medieval torture chamber, the back of a torturer with cat-o'-nine-tails in
hand. Caption: "The Horrible Truth About Whipped Cream".
My wife's favourite is the two deer standing face to face, one with what looks
like a shooting target on his chest. His pal comments, "Bummer of a birthmark,
Hal".
.. three or four crocodiles standing around a big oak tub full of water; some of them have their snouts in the water. The caption:
Bobbing for Poodles. (I'm still chuckling even now!)
A close second is the image of a frog, suspended by his tongue, handing from
the underside of a Boeing 747 as it takes off over his pond in the background.
I guess there's a greedy streak in all of us! (Australia)
My personal favourite had a dog realtor showing some prospective clients around
a house. "Here is a feature that you folks will love," he says. The door to the
bathroom is open and you can see a tree in there. One of the dog's tails has
just a couple of lines by it to denote suppressed excitement.
the human couple who regain consciousness in their yard wearing alien ear tags and radio collars.
"Great Moment in Evolution" where fishes playing baseball
have accidentally hit the ball on land. (Belgium)
"The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almost overwhelming.
Down below a female paused warily at the coop entrance. I kept the camera
rolling. They were beautiful, those 'Chickens in the Mist'."
flipside lol
"And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full
splendour, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise."
Let the readers know we roll in the aisles in Australia too.
Aside from the biological/scientific nature to Larson's cartoon, I think the
characteristic that pervades most of my favorfite ones is that the humor lies
in what is about to happen rather than what is already shown.
An example: Man with lion entering elevator, assures the elevator occupants
that the lion is harmless, just as the elevator door is closing on the lion's
tail.
My personal favourite (we spell it this way in Australia) is of the child
trying to enter the "gifted" school by pushing on the entrance door marked
"PULL".
I'm an archaeologist. My favorite Far Side has two cavemen, one of whom is
carrying a tool box full of rocks. He's handing one to the second caveman, who
rejects it, saying, "I asked for a hammer! This is a screwdriver!"
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