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ASF Poetry Thread

Some poems it seems just don't make sense
as silly as dancing on top of a fence,
worse of all is to explain the story
think i'll go back to a bit more snoring.
 
THE AGM OF THE WEWAK SHARE TRADING CLUB
translation ( ....I hope lol)

i listened to you blokes,
and I went to the stock market
I spoke to the man who sold shares
he said piss off , I said park it.

then i bought a heap of penny dreadfuls
next day they went like a rocket
ABC and XYZ - who cares
and i bought some pants with bigger pockets

I found a recipe for kava
now I've got a big belly
I filled the fridge with South Pacific lager
and the bar with betel nut.

My house now looks like the opera house
I like what I see
I'm a little bit high on copra juice
and I spend my time talking to my wife

these days there's no need for me to go to work
my wife and I, we kiss.
and I'm thinking “gee – this is a good lurk!”
gee – I could get used to this !”

correction :1 one cent
worse of all is to explain the story
think i'll go back to a bit more snoring.
noi, spot on m8, lol
 
noi, Lol - who's to say you or I aren't from the other side ?

naaa - although I prefer "brown bread" to white, it's not worth dying for
- and for now, I'm off to work or I'm "toast". adios amigos

2020, As I'm bound to get to the other side before the rest of you, I promise to post a message on ASF when I get there.

Some always prefer brown bread to white
as others starve and watching, the fight,
for many days no bread to eat, not right,
still the war grinds on and on, their plight

The numbers are four as matters grind on
no sympathy in sight, really, can we sleep,
food a plenty as we see ourselves, a roast
he with four numbers, helps, deliver toast.

On Sunday settling down to our deliverance
forgetting those who stare and see no bite,
far away they have no roast, no bread or toast
and no choice do they have, brown or white.

No bread, roast or toast - by noirua
 
Once I get a theory that makes sense with the available scientific data
or I’m told it does lol
then I happily “sign up the adoption papers” and take it on board
- if what I’ve adopted grows with time, then that is good
and if what I’ve adopted turns out to be just hot air,
then it can be released into the rest of the atmosphere (like a bad smell lol)
with a clear conscience (preferably not in a lift)
because it was “nothing-nil-zilch” in the first place to owe allegiance to.

WHY I LIKE RICHARD DAWKINS

as to why I am pushing evolution
when George Bush says “the jury’s still out”….
- this is no time for circumlocution !
when we follow that man without doubt !
call it “passive thought-based revolution”
from a small little land down south
Johnny Howard might follow his tuition
but I’m damned if I’ll follow his mouth.

if you’re wondering why I’m persistent
on the matters of where man began
it’s to start from foundations consistent
with the stuff that I half understand
there are men out there hyper-resistant
who INSIST we build houses on sand -
WE proclaim that their drumbeat is wisdom
I proclaim that they’re mentally unmanned.

I will study a theory - adopt it
(full adoption papers on board)
sure if found to be wrong I will drop it
if the bigbangis found to be flawed -
sure with time I’ll enlarge it (or crop it ?)
and if shown to be wrong it’s ignored !
the adoption will end – I won’t prop it !
(nor “invent” hot air for the “Lord”).
(nor invent “hot air” from the Lord).

does a man become more emphatic
when the topic is something he loathes
when the “terrier” in him’s “dog”-matic
that the king’s minus ethics AND clothes
does it spur him to fight “things sporadic”
and to tolerate “plain wrong” much less
with this leadership so damned erratic
and the world in this God-awful mess.

Make Richard Dawkins “King Dick”!*
Gee - the Whitehouse suddenly glows
instead of the current prank*
and the stuff from their mouths that flows
it’s like seeing a dog with a tick
you’ve a God-given cause !!, do you doze?
do you doggedly try (double quick)
there’s a god-driven war to expose!

please excuse me for any offence
try to understand whence my tyrades
like a ‘gator that’s thrashing some fence
that prevents his return to the ‘Glades
when I see men take penance for Lents
when they’ve just lead the maddest crusades
do you take a stand worthy of defence
or take leaders who failed their first grades?

if you see your way clear to support this
this ranting of one half baked mind
we can protest in posts – and get pissed
we can research the science we find
it’s unclenching our minds (and his fist)
we can ponder “is Hell below crust?”
I suspect heaven’s crossed off the list
but - I’ll taunt Hell alon if I must.

hey - I’m not gonna slit any wrist
but I’ll argue till Doomsday if I must.

Note ** shame that Dawkin’s first name isn’t “Frank”
then it would rhyme
 
I read an article somewhere, can't remember where, it said, that the world is expanding as it should be. I suppose all these wars are very sad but the comment probably ignores these factors as the population expands anyway and eventually mankind are pushed off the earth. Millions of years to go yet.

I feel a poem coming on.

In a million years time on starship enterprise
a new captain arrives, captain noirua, a surprise,
found a spaceship that someone has left empty
a long comes a new captain, ah yes, 2020.
 
oldie but a ripper

 
The Poet

Tom Wayman

Loses his position on worksheet or page in textbook
May speak much but makes little sense
Cannot give clear verbal instructions
Does not understand what he reads
Does not understand what he hears
Cannot handle “yes-no” questions

Has great difficulty interpreting proverbs
Has difficulty recalling what he ate for breakfast, etc.
Cannot tell a story from a picture
Cannot recognize visual absurdities

Has difficulty classifying and categorizing objects
Has difficulty retaining such things as
addition and subtraction facts, or multiplication tables
May recognize a word one day and not the next


From In a Small House on the Outskirts of Heaven, 1989
Harbour Publishing(USA)
 
The Poet
Cannot handle “yes-no” questions
Has great difficulty interpreting proverbs
then again m8, what is a businessman -
i mean deep down ?
but a frustrated poet , lol.

I'm doing well in my business, I'm doing well in my love affairs, I change secretary often
...................................... I can't accept misery ..............only one regret ..............
I wanted to be an artiste, To have the world to do again, To be able to tell ..... ..... why I exist ...
Bruno Pelletier and Celine Dion - Le blues du businessman


Live performance. Features Celine Dion and Bruno Pelletier. Taken from the millenium concert. Le blues du businessman.
I've already posted this elsewhere, except that this a great duet version (previous was Celine alone).
Le Blues Du Businessman lyrics (the message is in summarised by the title)

 
This one something similar ( but I think I prefer the first mentioned french song -
others might say this one Trumps it though )
not sure I thanked you for posting this way back breakeven - gr8 poetry / song / bit of philosophy. thanx

Guess both are judgemental of him to a degree, this one more external - reference to epitaph "no one more lonely" etc..

the French song is totally frustrations "within" the man - self judgement I guess - "only one regret" that he has not pursued or achieved in life the things that matter etc

but both are gr8 imo.


MR. BUSINESSMAN - RAY STEVENS (TOMA'S TIMELESS TUNES #456)

 
hey drill , if you're allowed to repost- the I'm allowed the same reposte ! lol

Does not understand what he reads
....May recognize a word one day and not the next


ok - it ain't quick and it aint witty
but at least it shows that this poet can look up a dictionary

https://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=144521&highlight=categorizing#post144521

 
while I'm at it, dredging up old poems - maybe this one is applicable to APEC ?


I really liked the English Archbishop of Canterbury's Easter message ...(something like) ..

"We might get peace , but not before Moslems stop thinking of Christians as Crusaders
and Christians stop thinking of Moslems as Terrorists"
 
apparently Statue of liberty is a nickname
real name? - quote from wikipedia :- Liberty Enlightening the World (French: La liberté éclairant le monde),
known more commonly as the Statue of Liberty (Statue de la Liberté).


 

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I was gonna introduce this as "a bit more bullsh1t" - but in fact it's better described as "a bit more horsesh1t": 2 twocents
........................................................


REMISE (2).
"an expensive or high class hack-ney"
gee that’s sounding a bit more like fun
cos girls here in town all have acne -
?? a hooker that’s turned thirty one??

 
speakin of horses - here's a sad one from Henry Lawson - 2 horses, 1 man and 1 dog - only one comes home
 
here's another reason to exist -
to find songs like this ... sheesh .. (no need to travel to vegas folks )
Pour pouvoir dire pourquoi j'existe
pour poo vwar dear pour kwar jjjexist
To be able to tell why I exist

Celine Dion and Garou live in Las Vegas
This very RARE Clip was broadcasted in 2003 live from Celines Colloseum in Las Vegas! "Sous le vent" with garou at Celines
Here's "businessman blues" sung with less (initial) volume -
gee I love this song
words / lyrics already posted ( incl translation) - see back half dozen posts
Céline Dion - Le Blues Du Buisnessman LIVE 1995
A stunning live performance of a wonderful French-Canadian singer showing off her magnificent stage presence and absolute vocal power. This version comes from her Zenith concert from autumn 1995
 
why did the chicken cross the road
cos he wanted to go to the toilet?
for another behind a locked door episode?
so the knocking of cops won’t spoil it ?

The Boy from Oz Hugh Jackman 2004 Tony telecast
HUGH JACKMAN'S PETER ALLEN IMPRESSED MICHAEL CAINE
 
why did the pussies cross the street
for a suntan with several martinis ?
but because "immodest" can look like meat
they decided to wear their bikinis
 

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:viking: (you'll see I'm wearing a helmet lol)

DESCARTES ADDRESSES NASA 2007

that “we think”, gentlemen, is for certain
hence “we are”, that’s for certain a fact
but beyond that invisible curtain
what "we know" can become inexact

if we measure the moons of yon Venus
as old Galileo once did
we find that the planets have seen us
as things co-rotating in Id.

Now we ain’t in Kentucky no more
so it’s "welcome to wizard-world" folks
there’s quadrillions of sun’s at each core
all with planets rotating like spokes.

If we look at a light source receding
we see there’s a clue cos it’s redder
when we track em all back theres a meeting
so the “Big Bang” is on (double header)

But the hard questions still are unanswered
* was the first kick-off taken by God? :bowdown:
* who's stolen that first page of Hansard?
* and third, was the first second odd?
(or even)

 

Read on a pinboard at a nursing home today.
 
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