Are we all going to die in October?

[sam76]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Would everything end in an instant or would this black hole start small and grow from there?

I just want to know if i need to plan my weekend?

 

[sam76]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Ummmmm I do believ I owe everyone a big apology.

THE EXPERIMENT STARTS TODAY NOT TOMORROW!!!! LOL

One of the most significant scientific experiments in history begins today - and it may help unravel the mysteries of the universe.

BENEATH the rural tranquillity of the Geneva countryside, where ramshackle sheds dot the wide-open fields, scientists are getting ready for a trip into the unknown. Here, under 100 metres of rock and sandstone, lies the biggest, most complex machine humans have ever built, and today they will finally get to turn it on.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/colliding-with-destiny-20080909-4cxz.html

YIKES!

 

[Aussiejeff]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Ummmmm I do believ I owe everyone a big apology.

THE EXPERIMENT STARTS TODAY NOT TOMORROW!!!! LOL

YIKES!

"Tick, tock, tick, tock......"

Looks like world stocks have already started to move towards a Black Hole state....

:flush:

 

[Aussiejeff]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

The Daily Mail last week reckoned there was enough time left to try all 64 positions of the kama sutra....

....my wife is hoping the world ends on wednesday (UK time).

Come come.

Time is pressing.

Take the day off and do your best.

Then post your results on YouTube.

What better way than to go out with a big **bang**!! (well, in your case more like a minigun!! LOL)

PS: Maybe the alien cavalry will beam us all up at the last moment... :aliena: Just think of how much our super-advanced civilisation has to offer them.....

 

[Onethong]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

By the way, it would be hard to see the Fannie and Freddie nationalisation as anything other than a massive official back-pedal from the free market. Maybe we are entering a new era of less free trade, higher taxes, and more nationalisations. The government backlash against globalisation could last for awhile. Capitalism is in retreat. Hmmmn. Or maybe the big bang is going to take out capitaism

 

[cuttlefish]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

When our civilisation has long decayed and the living knowledge of this era is lost, as tends to happen in history (Inca's, Egyptians, Romans etc. etc.) I wonder what the archeologists of the future, thousands of years from now, are going to make of all of that equipment inside these big underground caverns when they stumble across it. They're going to be pretty excited thats for sure - it could be like the Tutankhamun tomb of the 5th millenium.

 

[Aussiejeff]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

When our civilisation has long decayed and the living knowledge of this era is lost, as tends to happen in history (Inca's, Egyptians, Romans etc. etc.) I wonder what the archeologists of the future, thousands of years from now, are going to make of all of that equipment inside these big underground caverns when they stumble across it. They're going to be pretty excited thats for sure - it could be like the Tutankhamun tomb of the 5th millenium.

There is no future in a Black Hole.....

 

[sam76]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

well.... unless you like black holes

 

[bearmarket]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Is this true, you all frighten me. How can you joke about this.

bearmarket

 

[nomore4s]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Is this true, you all frighten me. How can you joke about this.

bearmarket

rotflmao

 

[Timmy]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Chuck Norris fills black holes with his fists and renders them quivering and harmless.

 

[derty]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Is this true, you all frighten me. How can you joke about this.

bearmarket

I had a 13 year old daughter of a friend approach me about this saying that she was having trouble sleeping and was scared. The power of internet hype and media peddling fear and uncertainty is amazing.

I had a bit of a look into it and found this on wikipedia, the CERN site didn't actually give a schedule of experiments.

The collider is currently undergoing commissioning while being cooled down to its final operating temperature of approximately 1.9 K (−271.25 °C). Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out on 8-11 August 2008,[2][3] the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008,[4] at 7:30 GMT and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008.[5]

so as you can see tomorrow they are just going to get sosme particles to do some laps of the collider, they wont be smashing anything together until late October.

 

[nomore4s]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

I had a 13 year old daughter of a friend approach me about this saying that she was having trouble sleeping and was scared. The power of internet hype and media peddling fear and uncertainty is amazing.

I had a bit of a look into it and found this on wikipedia, the CERN site didn't actually give a schedule of experiments.

so as you can see tomorrow they are just going to get sosme particles to do some laps of the collider, they wont be smashing anything together until late October.

lol a reprieve(spelling?)

No-one tell Waynes wife, don't want to spoil his fun:

 

[derty]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

one more month of life on earth, so it looks like Wayne will get to get through at least a few of the 64 positions :

The LHC Rap for a bit of education
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

 

[Pat]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Chuck Norris fills black holes with his fists and renders them quivering and harmless.

This is true.

 

[nioka]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

News Flash. Records were set for auction prices of redundant hollywood sets as the time machine from the Dr Who series was sold today for $1,000,000,000. The frantic bidding was spurred on by the news that the Swiss neutron accellerator was about to be turned on.

Chuck Norris was the losing bidder.

 

[Pat]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Chuck Norris was the losing bidder.

Chuck does not bid... he takes!

 

[Timmy]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

Chuck Norris was the losing bidder.

The winning bidder has been found dead ....

 

[Pat]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

The winning bidder has been found dead ....

I like that one.

 

[nomore4s]

Re: Are we all going to die Thursday?

News Flash. Records were set for auction prices of redundant hollywood sets as the time machine from the Dr Who series was sold today for $1,000,000,000. The frantic bidding was spurred on by the news that the Swiss neutron accellerator was about to be turned on.

Chuck Norris was the losing bidder.

Must be a false report because Chuck doesn't lose!