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40 odd posts and still no photo of you Solly.

Photoshop must be playing up.
 
40 odd posts and still no photo of you Solly.

Photoshop must be playing up.

I've got a couple of good professional pics I'd like to post but I still have received no joy about releasing them from Liudvikas my temperamental agent whose is of dubious Baltic extraction. I've often considered leaving Ludi and finding the services of another more stable, focused and sober agent but he did save my ar*e in Nam, Nambour in 85.

It was a rather heavy night at the Royal George, the Bour was a take it as you see it sugar milling town in those days. I learnt the hard way that an itinerant backpacker should never take the counter view of the local touch footy team with an inebriated mill worker. Anyway voices were raised, vigorous debated ensued, a bit of arm waving, finger pointing and windmilling followed. Things took a rapid downhill slide, Ludi an ex-ice skating champion from a village near Marijampolė was more nimble and genetically predisposed to handle the effects of alcohol more effectively than me with my mongrel genetic heritage.

I vaguely remember him pushing me out the barn doors of the public bar and dragging me along Currie St, the next thing I remember was the reassuring words of a petite night nurse with a firm grip at the Nambour Base hospital advising me that it was only a mild concussion and only 5 stiches were required. Ludi of course escaped unharmed and often mentioned that a pack of angry mill workers was nothing as his family back in the homeland had some minor skimishes in the past over different points of view with a mob called the Teutonic Knights. I've never really understood the relevance but I do understand the entanglement of clans in European history can be rather complex.

Anyway with the absence of an endorsed professional portfolio picture, I fired up my cousins old Mac II, reinstalled Photoshop 5.0 in an attempt to touch up a picture of me on my daily morning jog in my designer running gear. As you can see I don't have a Desktop Publishing background and my abilities in this area are limited. The word FAIL comes to mind. Here's my attempt.....
 

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Gav, please tell me that's not really a photo of you.

Julia, I'm pretty sure it's not.

Nomore4s is correct. I can't believe people would think that was me! (although I wish it was! :p:) That pic is of IFBB professional bodybuilder Phil Heath, currently one of the best bodybuilders in the world (finished 3rd at last year's Mr Olympia).

I am just a tiny natural amatuer. Here is a real pic of me.

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