Victoria is named after a Queen who didn't believe in Lesbians.
Vic is the realm of mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte, grand final day and big horse races.
It's capital is Melb whose cheif marketing pitch is "it's livable". At least thats what they think. The rest of Oz thinks it's too bloody cold and wet.
Down south we have have Tassie, a state based on the notion that if the family bonks together, they stay together. In Tassie, everyone gets an extra chromosome at conception.
Maps of Tassie brings a smile to the sternest of faces.
It holds the record for a single mass shooting which the yanks can't seem to beat no matter how hard they try.
So, where do you think is the best place to live and why?
Amusing post btw
It holds the record for a single mass shooting which the yanks can't seem to beat no matter how hard they try.
I've been there and understand the grief caused, but it's fact. Can't live in the past or we'd have Australia Day in May, or sold down in Nov 07, or dumped RIO at over $100, Or god help us, voted in Dr John Hewson.....need to move on.i did NOT find this amusing , it was a bloooody tragedy and is a smear on a beutiful state forever rembered by those close to the area/incident with sadness
might pay for family guy to vist the memorial at port arthur b4 he talks insensitive crap about this tragedy
I've been there and understand the grief caused, but it's fact. Can't live in the past or we'd have Australia Day in May, or sold down in Nov 07, or dumped RIO at over $100, Or god help us, voted in Dr John Hewson.....need to move on.
I understand where you are coming from though.
Hey Whiskers, you must live near me, I'm rural SE Qld too.Although, Brisbanites probably call me West.
What happens post op? Do they sew up the extra hole, or is that where a third arm can go?: :
I have my suspicions about some parts of Wales as well. There is a rumour of sheep genes having worked it's way into the DNA there.WayneL
The best thing to do, is to check either side of the head near the collarbone region for a scar. Usually as a rite of passage, Tassies must remove one head when they come to mainland.
:taz:
P.S I have met a few Newfies from Canada who have their own unique experiences too!
WA is too far from anywhere to be relevent. It's main claim to fame is that it doesn't have daylight saving because if it did, all the men would get erections on the bus on the way to work.
WA was the last state to stop importing convicts which many of them still work in Govt and business today.
Alan Bond the infamous signwriter ...
I much prefer this one.
My Island Home - Christine Anu (Isn't she beautiful):
Im 100% pure twin-head. Here's what the jumper will look like when they finally let us into the AFL.
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