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What would you do for $1Million?

He and his mate got their eye on you watch out, Remember its gotta be give and take lol :eek:
 

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I wouldnt do that for the world and its contents :eek:
How did you even think of that :eek: :banghead:

DJ, 100k for half a house?
You should raise your standards ;)

100k wont even cover the ride i want LOL :D

well i figure 200 k for house

400 k for block of land

and i am going to eventually need money for boats, jetskis, holidays....already have my new trailbike a nice Yamaha WR250F so that one is covered!
 
well i figure 200 k for house

400 k for block of land

and i am going to eventually need money for boats, jetskis, holidays....already have my new trailbike a nice Yamaha WR250F so that one is covered!

Pics or ban!!! ;)

what's your first mod?
 
Hear some guys did a similar thing in the street (dont know tv or radio) and started asking what they would do for 1mil. and just kept dropping the price. In the end get to a really low price people would be willing to do the weirdest shyt haha.

remember dont forget your toothbrush? All I remember they dropped someones cherished childhood teddy out of a helicopter into the water hahahha for like $100.

As a vegetarian ive been asked if id eat a steak for 1mil. NO.
 
Julia;179819 Anyone settle for a mere $100?[/QUOTE said:
There was this beautiful girl at a party. An old man sidled up to her and asked if she would sleep with him for a million bucks. The answer was yes. He then asked if she would do it for 100 bucks.
The reply "What do you think I am, a prostitute?" To which he said " We have allready established that. What we are negotiating now is the price."
 
Pics or ban!!! ;)

what's your first mod?

lol, ill put on pics up after work! it has genuine yamaha power pipe, nice and noisy, the stocko exhausts are really quiet

so sam76 ill put some pics on for you tonight!
 
Hi all,

I would like to take back my offer to make love to John Howard in view of Laurie Oakes.

My wife saw it posted, and I have been instructed to go and take a long hard look at myself :(:banghead:

Cheers
Brad
 
Hi all,

I would like to take back my offer to make love to John Howard in view of Laurie Oakes.

My wife saw it posted, and I have been instructed to go and take a long hard look at myself :(:banghead:

Cheers
Brad

just in case anyone's wondering, my offer of $10 still stands for the first person to provide evidence of themselves lovemaking with John Howard on the steps of Parliment.

(Laurie Oakes is optional)
 
Hi all,

I would like to take back my offer to make love to John Howard in view of Laurie Oakes.

My wife saw it posted, and I have been instructed to go and take a long hard look at myself :(:banghead:

Cheers
Brad

Too late, Brad. You can't take back your offer.
Whose taste was your wife questioning? Yours or the PM's???
 
just in case anyone's wondering, my offer of $10 still stands for the first person to provide evidence of themselves lovemaking with John Howard on the steps of Parliment.

(Laurie Oakes is optional)

Sam, perhaps if we add your $10 to my $100 and call for more contributions we might have a goer?
I'd just as soon leave Laurie Oakes out of it if that's OK with you.
 
(as for Johnny Howard, I think the polls are saying he's already "been made love to long time")
....
g) go into politics
h) push your luck (in any other way) with the Almighty
hell, people have sold their soul for less than a million - ;)
for instance...
here's a spooky one that would make most of us feel queezy I'm sure...
http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/

Rather than go to (or post link to) that youtube site - all a bit serious - here's a "lighter" way to "put it"
I'll sell my soul and call myself a monkey - and get on with life ;)
heck the peace of mind has gotta be worth $ 10.
 

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Maybe this will make it easier for some to identify with (or rather see similarities with) monkeys ;)
then again, maybe we have as much in common with squirrels?
 
Sam, perhaps if we add your $10 to my $100 and call for more contributions we might have a goer?
I'd just as soon leave Laurie Oakes out of it if that's OK with you.

Laurie's not looking so bad these days, he's dropped a few pounds.

I'd still prefer Laurie over Amanda Vanstone or Bronwyn Bishop (or even her daughter Amanda)!!

Any other takers for the "Give one to Johnny Fund??"

:D
 
OOps time limit expired.

In saying that above, I'm happy for anybody to watch - as long as it aint me! ;)
 
Living on 100 pw for a month,wouldn`t be all that difficult I imagine,think about it,bills come every two or three months mainly,so other than the credit card bill and the internet bill you could easily eat well for 100 dollars.Plus I`d look all sexy and slim after one month of no junk food and healthy eating.In time to go and spend the million dollars.:)

clearly you have little idea about the cost of food - its so much cheaper to live on a junk food diet than eat healthy
 
clearly you have little idea about the cost of food - its so much cheaper to live on a junk food diet than eat healthy


Clearly ,son of baglimit, you and lots of other people have that in common,the inability to think.

One kilo of bananas 5 dollars, pack of 30 bags of chips 5 dollars,
what would you buy?

Thats just one off the top of my head,now go and do some shop comparison to the good food and the bad food and see what YOU can work out.
 
I think the question should be: What wouldn't you do for a million Dollars? I wouldn't pash Amanda Vanstone :D
 
And heres another one,
half a kilo of good mince meat 4 dollars,bread roll 60 cents loose lettuce or even a whole lettuce 1.30 ,butter you should already have,cheese 3 dollars for half a kilo.Add it up.

Now compare the cost of buying a burger from Mcdonals or anywhere else,plus you still have left over food for other days .

SOn of baglimit you`r not using lack of finances for you obesity are you?
 
I think the question should be: What wouldn't you do for a million Dollars? I wouldn't pash Amanda Vanstone :D

Well, what a wuss you are, then! Amanda's OK. She loves dogs so she gets brownie points from me on that.

I'm still curious about whose taste your wife was questioning, Brad?
 
Well, what a wuss you are, then! Amanda's OK. She loves dogs so she gets brownie points from me on that.

I'm still curious about whose taste your wife was questioning, Brad?

Only if we turn off the lights... everybody looks the same in the dark
 
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