The Pirates of Queen Street, With "apologies" to W. S. Gilbert
The "Irresponsible" Entity's Song.
When I became the PIF Irresponsible Entity
I promised that the unit holders would receive my empathy
I promised distribution of 3 per cent by Christmas time,
and quarterly payments which never ever came on line.
I was going to claim $4000 k against the former auditors,
buy 45 cents from all cash strapped hol--ders.
and turn the PIF into a profitable entity
well really that I promised but did I really me-an-ity?
About the promised 3 cents I'm teeming with a lot of news,
With many cheerful ways to provide to all you with my views
In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
I am the very model of an Irresponsible Entity.
Chorus: In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
She is the very model of a Irresponsible Entity.
I understand vote stacking both for representatives and meeting chairs,
if I underestimate the numbers I hold another meeting just upstairs.
and if I'm asked by others if I know what I have fiddled there,
I tell them that I really wanted very much to take the chair.
I'm very good at helping out associates and cronies too,
and surround myself with quite a few advisors and known phonies who
will help me when I want to show them what I want to do
but does anybody now believe that what I ever say is true?
If I do not think the votes for me are to be complimentary
I manipulate the numbers by creating my own Registry,
In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
I am the very model of an Irresponsible Entity.
Chorus: In short, in matters legal financial and trickery,
She is the very model of a Irresponsible Entity.
Third verse hopefully after the 14th. Amazing what a bottle of cheap red can do!