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I'm fascinated how a person's sense of consciousness can be so transformed by nothing more magical than listening to words.
on the TV this morning..
what do Xmas and working at the office have in common
.. you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit
(just jokin)[/QUOTE
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
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Default Job
Nuclear Safety Inspector
His day job and main source of income.
Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G
His job in the first season, before promotion to safety inspector. It was unclear to everyone (including his employer and Homer himself). In "Lisa's First Word" it's mentioned that he is a "nuclear technician", and in "Homer's Odyssey" he calls himself a "technical supervisor". He was hired as part of "Project Bootstrap," a (fictional) government program to bring in unskilled workers implemented by the Ford administration.
A
Activist - Marijuana legalization ("Weekend at Burnsie's") and for the preservation of the Springfield Isotopes Baseball Club ("Hungry, Hungry Homer")
Actor (5 times)
In the play Rent II: Condo Fever ("Behind the Laughter") Non-canon
In a commercial for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant ("D'oh-in in the Wind")
In a commercial for Viagro-gain The topical rub for bald, impotent men ("Barting Over")
In a commercial for Mr. Plow, his own one-man snow-plow business ("Mr. Plow")
In a commercial for Springshield ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Agent (3 times)
Lurleen Lumpkin ("Colonel Homer")
Suds McDuff ("Old Yeller Belly")
Lisa and Cameron Aka Johnny Rainbow ("A Star is Torn")
Ambulance driver ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler ("Marge's Son Poisoning")
Astronaut for NASA ("Deep Space Homer")
Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School ("I Married Marge")
B
Baby Proofer for his own baby proofing company "Wee Care" ("Bye Bye Nerdie")
Bartender for Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club ("Homer the Moe")
Bear Hunter after he is attacked by a bear and labeled a coward ("The Fat and the Furriest")
Blackjack dealer of Monty's Casino ("$pringfield")
Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby ("Mayored to the Mob") etc etc
What do the following have in common? Kim, News and Satchmo.
Tut, tut, no one got it! The answer is, they are all floribunda roses.
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