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Thought for the day

The bleating of the goat attracts the tiger. The flickering of the candle attracts the moth.
 
..."and I have had 20 years experience" indeed "more like 1 years experience 20 times"...
 
Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day

Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day

I know ..I know..
This should be in the joke thread ,but I couldn't resist dropping it here
 
...always be very early, but wait, and then, always arrive exactly ontime.
 
....given 10 pidgeons to save them from starving - sent one back with a message thanking them.
 
....given 10 pidgeons to save them from starving - sent one back with a message thanking them.
like Paddy - given three wishes by the genie

I'd like a glass of beer that never gets empty -
the genie waves
whoosh - glass appears
wow! he says
ok and for the other two wishes , I'll have two more of them ...
 
like Paddy - given three wishes by the genie

I'd like a glass of beer that never gets empty -
the genie waves
whoosh - glass appears
wow! he says
ok and for the other two wishes , I'll have two more of them ...

Very good, I like that one. I passed through a village near Ballymoney, Northern Ireland and stopped at a takeaway, Fish & Chip shop, at lunchtime. A notice, hanging inside the door said "Closed for Lunch". Sadly, this is true.
 
The bleating of the goat attracts the tiger. The flickering of the candle attracts the moth.

I love this Noirua! What was your source? It sounds African.

A Nigerian I know said once:

Just because the tiger is silent does not mean he is stupid.
 
Investment advice: Always buy the shares I have bought, shortly after me and sell them, likewise, after I have.
 
Never follow others, go ahead alone, particularly up a ladder.
 
I remembered this story when noticing how people confuse it with , deserve and don`t deserve.
Similar to how people confuse karma with, revenge and good fortune.

 
The future is yours my son and also mine, take care, lest yours doth finish now and I dwell there and not at your arrival.
 
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